Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Greatest Champ! VI by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, May 14, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Greatest Champ! VI!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Greatest is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 4 stuns Greatest with a pair of punches to the chest!
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-Dorkness 4 fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but Greatest stays away from it.
+Greatest shakes Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 4 launches a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Greatest staggers Dorkness 4 with a volley of wild punches to the temple. Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 scores with a heavy uppercut to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 lands a devestating haymaker and Greatest staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
Greatest can't remember which corner is his.
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!
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