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Public Fight Report Match Monday, May 5, 2025 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out) +Dorkness 1 smashes Balink with a barrage of mean combinations to the jaw. Dorkness 1 lands a mighty blow to the temple and Balink goes down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!