Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Dung Eater by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, March 17, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)
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+Straw annoys Eater with a straight right to the face.
Straw lands a bone crushing uppercut and Eater staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody mouth.
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!
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