Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) "Natalie Salcedo" defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, January 20, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is "Natalie Salcedo"!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Natalie Salcedo backpedals and jabs.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a pair of right combinations to the temple, but falls short.
+Dorkness 1 slams Natalie Salcedo with a jab to the jaw!!
+Dorkness 1 tags Natalie Salcedo with a series of combinations to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses.
+Natalie Salcedo pummels Dorkness 1 with a left to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 throws Natalie Salcedo with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of combinations to the temple, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but Natalie Salcedo hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Natalie Salcedo with a stinging straight right to the chin!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 31 punches, and "Natalie Salcedo" landed 6 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Natalie Salcedo doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Natalie Salcedo backpedals and jabs.
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+Natalie Salcedo lands a barrage of stiff combinations to the chest.
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+Natalie Salcedo backs up Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Natalie Salcedo connects with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach!! Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a right right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Natalie Salcedo fires a heavy left to the stomach! Dorkness 1 gets mad!
Natalie Salcedo lands a brutal blow to the temple and Dorkness 1 falls senseless!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Natalie Salcedo with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Natalie Salcedo smashes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach! Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat. Natalie Salcedo smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Dorkness 1 is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
"Natalie Salcedo" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Natalie Salcedo doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
"Natalie Salcedo" wins by a technical knockout!
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