Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Alka Seltzer defeated LaLa "The Yellow Teletubbie" by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Friday, June 02, 2000In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 224 pounds (102 kilograms) is LaLa "The Yellow Teletubbie"!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 180 pounds (82 kilograms) is Alka Seltzer!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
The Yellow Teletubbie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Seltzer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Seltzer lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Seltzer lashes out with a flurry of off balance shots to the ribs.
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-The Yellow Teletubbie throws a uppercut to the chest, but falls short.
+The Yellow Teletubbie punches Seltzer with a flurry of furious shots to the solar plexus!
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LaLa "The Yellow Teletubbie" landed 9 of 24 punches, and Alka Seltzer landed 9 of 25 punches.
Alka Seltzer won the round 10-9
Alka Seltzer is winning the fight 10-9
The Yellow Teletubbie doesn't want to stop fighting!
Seltzer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
The Yellow Teletubbie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Seltzer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Seltzer launches a pair of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Yellow Teletubbie strikes with a volley of punches to the ribs. Seltzer doesn't seem bothered.
Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Seltzer hammers The Yellow Teletubbie with a pair of vicious shots to the chest.
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Yellow Teletubbie attempts a volley of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-The Yellow Teletubbie attempts a right uppercut to the chest, but misses.
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-Seltzer tries to land a right cross to the solar plexus, but The Yellow Teletubbie beats a hasty retreat.
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+Seltzer connects with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus!
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-The Yellow Teletubbie tries to land a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LaLa "The Yellow Teletubbie" landed 9 of 23 punches, and Alka Seltzer landed 11 of 25 punches.
Alka Seltzer won the round 10-9
Alka Seltzer is winning the fight 20-18
The Yellow Teletubbie doesn't even want to rest!
Seltzer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
The Yellow Teletubbie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Seltzer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Seltzer pokes The Yellow Teletubbie with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
-The Yellow Teletubbie fires a pair of left blows to the chest, but Seltzer ties him up.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Yellow Teletubbie staggers Seltzer with a barrage of powerful shots to the stomach.
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+Seltzer strikes with a hook to the stomach.
Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Seltzer attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-The Yellow Teletubbie paws a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Seltzer throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LaLa "The Yellow Teletubbie" landed 7 of 25 punches, and Alka Seltzer landed 11 of 25 punches.
Alka Seltzer won the round 10-9
Alka Seltzer is winning the fight 30-27
The Yellow Teletubbie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Seltzer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
The Yellow Teletubbie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Seltzer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-The Yellow Teletubbie attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Seltzer paws a series of right shots to the chest, but The Yellow Teletubbie stays away from it.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Seltzer hits with a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus. The Yellow Teletubbie sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LaLa "The Yellow Teletubbie" landed 5 of 16 punches, and Alka Seltzer landed 7 of 22 punches.
Alka Seltzer won the round 10-9
Alka Seltzer is winning the fight 40-36
The Yellow Teletubbie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Seltzer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
The Yellow Teletubbie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Seltzer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Seltzer throws a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Seltzer fires a barrage of right blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Yellow Teletubbie tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Seltzer probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but The Yellow Teletubbie takes it in the forearms.
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-Seltzer tries to land a uppercut to the ribs, but The Yellow Teletubbie ties him up.
+The Yellow Teletubbie nails Seltzer with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LaLa "The Yellow Teletubbie" landed 5 of 16 punches, and Alka Seltzer landed 7 of 23 punches.
Alka Seltzer won the round 10-9
Alka Seltzer is winning the fight 50-45
The Yellow Teletubbie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Seltzer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
The Yellow Teletubbie fights inside. (inside)
Seltzer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Seltzer shakes The Yellow Teletubbie with a pair of punches to the chest.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Seltzer attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Seltzer tries a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but The Yellow Teletubbie takes it in the forearms.
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-The Yellow Teletubbie lashes out with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Seltzer ducks.
-Seltzer probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Seltzer lands a uppercut to the chest.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Yellow Teletubbie suprises Seltzer with a barrage of off balance blows to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LaLa "The Yellow Teletubbie" landed 10 of 32 punches, and Alka Seltzer landed 10 of 24 punches.
Alka Seltzer won the round 10-9
Alka Seltzer is winning the fight 60-54
The Yellow Teletubbie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Seltzer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
The Yellow Teletubbie fights inside. (inside)
Seltzer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Seltzer fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but The Yellow Teletubbie stays away from it.
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Seltzer throws a volley of quick shots to the chest. The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Seltzer attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Yellow Teletubbie suprises Seltzer with a straight right to the face!
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Seltzer clocks The Yellow Teletubbie with a pair of off balance shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LaLa "The Yellow Teletubbie" landed 9 of 32 punches, and Alka Seltzer landed 9 of 25 punches.
Alka Seltzer won the round 10-9
Alka Seltzer is winning the fight 70-63
The Yellow Teletubbie is obviously tired.
Seltzer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
The Yellow Teletubbie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Seltzer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+The Yellow Teletubbie stuns Seltzer with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus. Seltzer grimaces in pain.
Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Yellow Teletubbie throws a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Seltzer narrowly avoids it
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Yellow Teletubbie throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Seltzer steps aside.
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Seltzer fires a barrage of shots to the ribs, but The Yellow Teletubbie ducks just in time.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Yellow Teletubbie charges with a right cross to the ribs, but Seltzer ties him up.
+Seltzer pops The Yellow Teletubbie with a barrage of light blows to the solar plexus.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Seltzer attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Seltzer attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Seltzer tries to attack, but The Yellow Teletubbie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LaLa "The Yellow Teletubbie" landed 8 of 32 punches, and Alka Seltzer landed 9 of 24 punches.
Alka Seltzer won the round 10-9
Alka Seltzer is winning the fight 80-72
The Yellow Teletubbie is obviously tired.
Seltzer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
The Yellow Teletubbie fights inside. (inside)
Seltzer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Yellow Teletubbie hits with a series of vicious punches to the head. Seltzer grimaces in pain.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Yellow Teletubbie charges with a uppercut to the eye, but falls short.
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+Seltzer attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Seltzer probes with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-The Yellow Teletubbie tries a pair of left blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Seltzer tags The Yellow Teletubbie with a series of shots to the ribs!
-The Yellow Teletubbie throws a series of blows to the head, but goes wide.
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-The Yellow Teletubbie probes with a right cross to the nose, but falls short.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Yellow Teletubbie tosses a volley of wild blows to the jaw.
-The Yellow Teletubbie launches a volley of left blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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The Yellow Teletubbie tries to attack, but Seltzer hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
LaLa "The Yellow Teletubbie" landed 10 of 41 punches, and Alka Seltzer landed 12 of 23 punches.
Alka Seltzer won the round 10-9
Alka Seltzer is winning the fight 90-81
The Yellow Teletubbie looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye.
Seltzer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
The Yellow Teletubbie fights inside. (inside)
Seltzer fights inside. (inside)
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-The Yellow Teletubbie tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but Seltzer covers himself well.
+Seltzer connects with a series of hard blows to the chin.
-The Yellow Teletubbie lunges with a volley of right blows to the face, but Seltzer stays away from it.
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-The Yellow Teletubbie lunges with a barrage of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Seltzer grazes The Yellow Teletubbie with a flurry of nice blows to the jaw.
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-Seltzer launches a flurry of left blows to the eye, but The Yellow Teletubbie ducks just in time.
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+Seltzer tags The Yellow Teletubbie with a series of stiff punches to the face.
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-The Yellow Teletubbie paws a series of left punches to the temple, but Seltzer escapes.
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-The Yellow Teletubbie tries to land a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Seltzer quickly backs away.
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+Seltzer suprises The Yellow Teletubbie with a barrage of strong shots to the jaw.
Seltzer lands a quick left cross to the jaw and The Yellow Teletubbie's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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The Yellow Teletubbie struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-The Yellow Teletubbie fires a barrage of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Seltzer connects with a flurry of solid shots to the temple.
-Seltzer tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Seltzer pops The Yellow Teletubbie with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
+The Yellow Teletubbie jolts Seltzer with a barrage of glancing punches to the head!
The Yellow Teletubbie lands a slow motion haymaker and Seltzer collapses!!
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Seltzer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Seltzer attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin. The Yellow Teletubbie laughs!
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+Seltzer catches The Yellow Teletubbie with a barrage of blows to the jaw. The Yellow Teletubbie asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Seltzer lands a terrific blow to the temple and The Yellow Teletubbie goes over backwards!!
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The Yellow Teletubbie struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Seltzer nails The Yellow Teletubbie with a flurry of painful shots to the nose. The Yellow Teletubbie doesn't notice.
Seltzer lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and The Yellow Teletubbie falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Alka Seltzer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
The Yellow Teletubbie receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Seltzer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 2: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 3: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 4: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 5: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 6: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 7: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 8: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 9: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 2: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 3: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 4: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 5: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 6: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 7: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 8: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 9: Alka Seltzer 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 2: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 3: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 4: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 5: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 6: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 7: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 8: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Round 9: Alka Seltzer 10-9
Alka Seltzer wins by a knockout!
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