Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated BAMF Strawizzle 5 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, December 30, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Strawizzle 5 with a volley of commanding blows to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful right smash to the jaw and Strawizzle 5 goes down!!
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Strawizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 tags Strawizzle 5 with a strong straight right to the mouth. Strawizzle 5 falls against the ropes!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Strawizzle 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Strawizzle 5 attacks with a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Strawizzle 5 with a pair of quick punches to the face.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Strawizzle 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Strawizzle 5 tries a flurry of shots to the chest, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a stinging cross to the temple. Strawizzle 5 grimaces in pain.
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with Strawizzle 5 with an elbow! That was totally uncalled for!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Strawizzle 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 rocks Strawizzle 5 with a volley of furious combinations to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing left cross to the jaw and Strawizzle 5's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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