Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated BAMF Strawizzle 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, December 23, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 2!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 2 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Strawizzle 2 fires a right uppercut to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 1 lands a pair of combinations to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a heavy combination to the nose. Strawizzle 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a volley of combinations to the face. Strawizzle 2 beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkness 1 lands a thundering blow to the temple and Strawizzle 2 collapses!!
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Strawizzle 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Strawizzle 2 with a series of shots to the jaw. Strawizzle 2 ignores it.
+Strawizzle 2 punches Dorkness 1 with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Strawizzle 2 lands a thundering left hook and Dorkness 1 goes over backwards!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 jars Strawizzle 2 with a series of commanding combinations to the head!!
-Strawizzle 2 tries to land a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a straight right to the face, but Strawizzle 2 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 1 hits with Strawizzle 2 with an illegal kidney punch! This is unbelievable!
+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of wild punches to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a lightning right haymaker and Strawizzle 2's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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