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(Cruiserweight) Mike "The Hammer" Hammer defeated Bjorn Ulvaeus by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, August 31, 2024

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Bjorn Ulvaeus!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 181 pounds (82 kilograms) is Mike "The Hammer" Hammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Hammer stays outside and uses his jab.

-The Hammer probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Ulvaeus ties him up.
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+Ulvaeus backs up The Hammer with a series of stinging punches to the face.
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+Ulvaeus hurts The Hammer with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach. The Hammer beats a hasty retreat.
Ulvaeus lands a crashing hook and The Hammer's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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The Hammer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Ulvaeus staggers The Hammer with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Ulvaeus hits with a jab to the eye. The Hammer seems wobbly!
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+Ulvaeus tosses a glancing cross to the chest.
+Ulvaeus throws a jab to the mouth.
+The Hammer wakes up the fans with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
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-The Hammer charges with a left jab to the face, but Ulvaeus covers himself well.
+Ulvaeus wallops The Hammer with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Ulvaeus throws a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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+The Hammer clocks Ulvaeus with a volley of commanding punches to the head. Ulvaeus sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+The Hammer punches Ulvaeus with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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+The Hammer hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Ulvaeus thumps The Hammer with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 47 of 48 punches, and Mike "The Hammer" Hammer landed 20 of 33 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-8

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 10-8


Ulvaeus collapses limply onto his stool.

The Hammer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Hammer stays outside and uses his jab.

-Ulvaeus lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but The Hammer hides behind his gloves.
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+The Hammer hurts Ulvaeus with a straight right to the jaw. Ulvaeus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Ulvaeus backs up The Hammer with a series of punches to the nose. The Hammer doesn't notice.
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+The Hammer clocks Ulvaeus with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Ulvaeus attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-The Hammer throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Ulvaeus lunges with a series of punches to the head, but The Hammer steps aside.
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-Ulvaeus launches a pair of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Hammer hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Ulvaeus catches The Hammer with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach. The Hammer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+The Hammer smashes Ulvaeus with a pair of nice punches to the ribs. Ulvaeus beats a hasty retreat. The Hammer attacks like a wild man! Ulvaeus falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Mike "The Hammer" Hammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.

The Hammer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-8

Mike "The Hammer" Hammer wins by a technical knockout!