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(Strawweight) "Kristi Garr" defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Monday, August 19, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is "Kristi Garr"!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Kristi Garr backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 connects with Kristi Garr with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
+Dorkness 1 hurts Kristi Garr with a series of glancing combinations to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Kristi Garr ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Kristi Garr" landed 5 of 7 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9


Kristi Garr doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 1 is slowing down.



ROUND 2

Kristi Garr backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Kristi Garr annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of quick punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Kristi Garr pummels Dorkness 1 with a barrage of furious punches to the chest. Kristi Garr is jabbing and laughing! Dorkness 1 seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
"Kristi Garr" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Kristi Garr doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

"Kristi Garr" wins by a technical knockout!