Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Mr. Lunchbox defeated DUH! WHAT? by knockout (KO) in round 2.Match Saturday, May 27, 2000In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is DUH! WHAT?!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 317 pounds (144 kilograms) is Mr. Lunchbox!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
What? stays outside and uses his jab.
Lunchbox clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+What? pokes Lunchbox with a pair of vicious punches to the chin. Lunchbox hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Lunchbox tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but What? hides behind his gloves.
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What? tries to attack, but Lunchbox hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+What? hits with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
+What? pounds Lunchbox with a volley of blows to the eye. Lunchbox quickly recovers.
-What? launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but Lunchbox beats a hasty retreat.
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What? tries to attack, but Lunchbox hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-What? charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Lunchbox tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but What? backs out of it.
-Lunchbox fires a pair of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
+What? pokes Lunchbox with a series of punches to the head.
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+What? tattoos Lunchbox with a series of solid punches to the nose. Lunchbox retreats to the far corner.
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+Lunchbox shakes What? with a cross to the nose.
+What? wakes up the fans with a pair of mean shots to the nose. Lunchbox hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lunchbox lands a left to the head!
What? tries to attack, but Lunchbox hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lunchbox fires a flurry of left shots to the head, but What? ducks.
What? tries to attack, but Lunchbox hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lunchbox attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but What? blocks.
+What? fires a right to the eye. Lunchbox seems wobbly!
+What? tosses a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DUH! WHAT? landed 38 of 47 punches, and Mr. Lunchbox landed 12 of 29 punches.
DUH! WHAT? won the round 10-9
DUH! WHAT? is winning the fight 10-9
What? doesn't want to stop fighting!
Lunchbox doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
What? stays outside and uses his jab.
Lunchbox is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+What? wallops Lunchbox with a pair of strong punches to the jaw. Lunchbox doesn't notice.
+What? backs up Lunchbox with a barrage of nice punches to the eye.
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+Lunchbox drills What? with a flurry of light hooks to the nose.
-Lunchbox paws a pair of blows to the mouth, but What? hides behind his gloves.
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+What? jolts Lunchbox with a pair of punches to the head. Lunchbox sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
What? lands a powerful blow to the head and Lunchbox is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Lunchbox struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Lunchbox throws a pair of right uppercuts to the mouth, but What? leaps aside.
-Lunchbox charges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Lunchbox drills What? with a cross to the temple!!
Lunchbox lands a cruel right punch in the nose and What? is flattened!!
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What? struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lunchbox slams What? with a flurry of vicious uppercuts to the nose.
+What? lands a barrage of shots to the temple.
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+What? lands a flurry of loud punches to the face.
+What? thumps Lunchbox with a flurry of punches to the mouth! Lunchbox sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
What? lands a thundering left cross to the jaw and Lunchbox collapses!!
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Lunchbox struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+What? pokes Lunchbox with a volley of powerful punches to the chin.
+Lunchbox connects with a flurry of uppercuts to the mouth.
Lunchbox lands a crashing right uppercut and What? is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
Mr. Lunchbox wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
What? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye.
Lunchbox remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: DUH! WHAT? 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: DUH! WHAT? 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: DUH! WHAT? 10-9
Mr. Lunchbox wins by a knockout!
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