Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated BAMF Strawizzle 7 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, May 27, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 7!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 7 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of combinations to the head.
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-Strawizzle 7 probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 1 punches Strawizzle 7 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 1 strikes with Strawizzle 7 with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Strawizzle 7 with a pair of heavy punches to the temple!! Strawizzle 7 ignores it.
Dorkness 1 lands a tremendous uppercut and Strawizzle 7 is flattened!!
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Strawizzle 7 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Strawizzle 7 throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
Strawizzle 7 lands a sudden cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 collapses!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 lands a series of commanding combinations to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of strong punches to the nose!!
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
Dorkness 1 lands a devestating right smash to the jaw and Strawizzle 7 is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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