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Public Fight Report Match Monday, May 20, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) +Schumer wallops Dorkness 1 with a volley of quick punches to the face. Schumer lands a resounding right haymaker and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dorkness 1 hurts Schumer with a pair of punches to the face. Schumer beats a hasty retreat. Dorkness 1 lands a slow motion right haymaker and Schumer drops like a stone!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Schumer can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye. Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!