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(Bantamweight) Give it a chance defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Tuesday, April 30, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Give it a chance!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Chance is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Chance hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a uppercut to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Chance clocks Dorkness 3 with a volley of nice punches to the nose!
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Chance tosses a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a nasty hook to the stomach. Chance doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Chance quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Give it a chance landed 18 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 10-9


Chance doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Chance hits with a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chance clocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Chance fires a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance fires a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Chance lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Dorkness 3 backs out of it.
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+Chance lashes out with a series of glancing punches to the chest! Dorkness 3 covers up.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Chance lands a pair of blows to the mouth.
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+Chance hits with a off balance straight right to the temple.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Chance sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Give it a chance landed 39 of 49 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 23 punches.

Give it a chance won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Chance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Chance paws a series of right shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Chance hits Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the head! Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of blows to the chest, but Chance blocks.
+Chance pummels Dorkness 3 with a barrage of strong punches to the head!!
-Dorkness 3 launches a pair of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Chance launches a barrage of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chance hits with a series of blows to the face. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
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+Chance slams Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a cross to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chance lands a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 3 hits Chance with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Chance belts Dorkness 3 with a series of loud punches to the head.
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+Chance suprises Dorkness 3 with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Give it a chance landed 37 of 46 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 22 punches.

Give it a chance won the round 10-9

Give it a chance is winning the fight 29-28


Chance grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Chance pops Dorkness 3 with a volley of blows to the eye.
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+Chance pokes Dorkness 3 with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 covers up.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 3 hits Chance with a uppercut to the chest.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance takes charge with a series of commanding punches to the nose!!
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+Chance jolts Dorkness 3 with a left to the face!!
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Chance belts Dorkness 3 with a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
-Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Chance ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Chance ducks just in time.
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+Chance takes charge with a series of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Give it a chance landed 30 of 38 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 8 of 24 punches.

Give it a chance won the round 10-9

Give it a chance is winning the fight 39-37


Chance is obviously tired.

Dorkness 3 is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance lands a pair of punches to the head.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a left cross to the chest, but Chance ducks.
-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Chance backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 3 belts Chance with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 3 pummels Chance with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a right sweeping right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Chance throws a series of stiff punches to the chin!
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-Dorkness 3 paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Chance slams Dorkness 3 with a series of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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+Chance smacks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Give it a chance landed 24 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 39 punches.

Give it a chance won the round 10-9

Give it a chance is winning the fight 49-46


Chance is obviously tired.

Dorkness 3 collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 6

Chance is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Chance steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Chance steps aside.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance jars Dorkness 3 with a barrage of light blows to the solar plexus.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 tags Chance with a volley of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Chance stays away from it.
-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Chance takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Give it a chance landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 7 of 42 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Give it a chance is winning the fight 58-56


Chance is obviously tired.

Dorkness 3 receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 7

Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance hits Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 3 jars Chance with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach. Chance sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
+Chance drills Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the mouth!! Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of punches to the chest, but Chance escapes.
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+Chance hits with a flurry of wild punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
-Dorkness 3 throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Chance ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Chance steps aside and laughs.
+Chance wakes up the fans with a volley of nasty punches to the temple.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance staggers Dorkness 3 with a volley of stinging shots to the face.
Chance lands a thundering uppercut and Dorkness 3 falls to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Chance steps aside.
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+Chance hits with a volley of mean punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Chance wakes up the fans with a barrage of strong punches to the face. Dorkness 3 covers up.
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+Chance shakes Dorkness 3 with a light jab to the ribs. Chance smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Dorkness 3 falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Give it a chance wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Chance grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 3: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 4: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 5: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 3: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 4: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 5: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 3: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 4: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 5: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Give it a chance wins by a technical knockout!