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(Featherweight) Wild Herd defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, April 24, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Wild Herd!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Wild covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 5 nails Wild with a right to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a mean jab to the chin.
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-Wild paws a volley of shots to the chin, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a pair of quick shots to the face! Wild grimaces in pain.
Dorkness 5 lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and Wild falls to the canvas!!

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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 throws Wild with an elbow! The Ref mus be blind!
+Wild pounds Dorkness 5 with a nasty jab to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth. Wild hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 5 lands a decisive left cross to the jaw and Wild falls to the canvas!!

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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Wild with a pair of blows to the face.
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+Wild tags Dorkness 5 with a volley of glancing blows to the chin.
-Dorkness 5 throws a roundhouse to the eye, but Wild beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of punches to the face, but misses.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wild Herd landed 2 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-7


Wild doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 5 is slowing down.



ROUND 2

Wild covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a barrage of furious combinations to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a jab to the stomach, but Wild ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a barrage of left combinations to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but Wild hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wild Herd landed 2 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-16


Wild doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 3

Wild covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Wild steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Wild hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Wild ducks just in time.
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+Wild drills Dorkness 5 with a series of solid punches to the mouth. Wild attacks like a wild man! Dorkness 5 falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Wild Herd wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Wild doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Wild Herd wins by a technical knockout!