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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BAMF SupaFizzle 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, April 3, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is BAMF SupaFizzle 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.

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+Supafizzle 5 lands a flurry of hard blows to the jaw.
+Dorkness 4 whacks Supafizzle 5 with a volley of commanding blows to the chest. Supafizzle 5 covers up.
+Dorkness 4 pounds Supafizzle 5 with a pair of punches to the stomach. Supafizzle 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of nice shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 smashes Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of mean blows to the chest. Supafizzle 5 shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkness 4 lands a sudden left uppercut and Supafizzle 5's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 clocks Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of punches to the chest. Supafizzle 5 seems wobbly!
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Supafizzle 5 slams Dorkness 4 with a series of shots to the eye.
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+Supafizzle 5 punches Dorkness 4 with a pair of off balance blows to the face! Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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+Supafizzle 5 tattoos Dorkness 4 with a flurry of punches to the face. Dorkness 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Supafizzle 5 lands a crashing hook and Dorkness 4 is knocked down!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Supafizzle 5 paws a volley of left shots to the temple, but Dorkness 4 steps aside.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Supafizzle 5 hits Dorkness 4 with a barrage of shots to the jaw. Dorkness 4 doesn't seem bothered.
Supafizzle 5 lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Dorkness 4 lands flat on his back!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 26 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 11 of 23 punches.

BAMF SupaFizzle 5 won the round 10-9

BAMF SupaFizzle 5 is winning the fight 10-9

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Supafizzle 5 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.

+Dorkness 4 lands a pair of hard shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 whacks Supafizzle 5 with a barrage of blows to the chest. Supafizzle 5 falls against the ropes!
Dorkness 4 lands a well placed cross to the jaw and Supafizzle 5 goes down!!

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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Supafizzle 5 solidly lands a pair of mean punches to the jaw. Dorkness 4 quickly recovers.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Supafizzle 5 jars Dorkness 4 with a volley of loud punches to the mouth. Dorkness 4 is hurt!
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+Supafizzle 5 pummels Dorkness 4 with a series of quick punches to the eye!
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+Dorkness 4 punches Supafizzle 5 with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Supafizzle 5 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Supafizzle 5 throws a series of punches to the head, but Dorkness 4 stays away from it.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 4 smacks Supafizzle 5 with a series of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Supafizzle 5 throws a series of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 4 ducks.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Supafizzle 5 backs out of it.
+Dorkness 4 pops Supafizzle 5 with a pair of solid blows to the stomach.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 25 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 19-17

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Supafizzle 5 collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.

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+Dorkness 4 pokes Supafizzle 5 with a series of blows to the chest!!
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+Dorkness 4 pounds Supafizzle 5 with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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+Supafizzle 5 fires a series of light punches to the jaw.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Supafizzle 5 tries a volley of shots to the head, but goes wide.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 4 tattoos Supafizzle 5 with a barrage of nasty shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 wakes up the fans with a glancing left to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Supafizzle 5 seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Supafizzle 5 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7

Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!