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(Super-Featherweight) "Dragon Lily" defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Wednesday, March 27, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is "Dragon Lily"!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dragon Lily counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Dragon Lily slips it and counters with a barrage of off balance combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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Dorkness 4 launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Dragon Lily deflects it and hits back with a barrage of mean shots to the stomach. Dorkness 4 doesn't notice.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Dragon Lily ducks.
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Dragon Lily tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a volley of stiff blows to the chest.
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Dragon Lily tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dragon Lily tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dragon Lily nails Dorkness 4 with a powerful hook to the ribs. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 4 slams Dragon Lily with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. Dragon Lily seems wobbly!

BELL

According to the commentator:

"Dragon Lily" landed 15 of 15 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Dragon Lily doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Dragon Lily counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dragon Lily tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Dragon Lily steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a uppercut to the ribs, but Dragon Lily blocks.
+Dragon Lily wakes up the fans with a volley of combinations to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Dragon Lily with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Dragon Lily tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of right combinations to the stomach, but Dragon Lily knocks it away and strikes first with a counter-punch to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dragon Lily knocks it away and strikes first with a volley of blows to the chest.
Dragon Lily tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dragon Lily fires a volley of combinations to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Dragon Lily" landed 17 of 17 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Dragon Lily doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Dragon Lily counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dragon Lily punches Dorkness 4 with a strong counter-punch to the chest.
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+Dragon Lily belts Dorkness 4 with a flurry of combinations to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dragon Lily leans away and hits back with a glancing counter-punch to the solar plexus.
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+Dragon Lily connects with a pair of mean combinations to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Dragon Lily covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
Dorkness 4 charges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Dragon Lily slips it and strikes first with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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Dragon Lily tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dragon Lily tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 grazes Dragon Lily with a series of blows to the stomach!!
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Dragon Lily tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a series of left shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Dragon Lily" landed 16 of 16 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 8 of 25 punches.

"Dragon Lily" won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 29-28


Dragon Lily doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 4 is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Dragon Lily is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dragon Lily shakes Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dragon Lily knocks it away and hits first with a pair of strong combinations to the ribs.
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+Dragon Lily punches Dorkness 4 with a series of vicious combinations to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Dragon Lily tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries a volley of right combinations to the chest, but Dragon Lily slips it and hits back with a pair of powerful combinations to the stomach. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 4 launches a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Dragon Lily tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dragon Lily tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 solidly lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Dragon Lily" landed 14 of 14 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 8 of 24 punches.

"Dragon Lily" won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dragon Lily doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 4 collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 5

Dragon Lily tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)

+Dragon Lily clocks Dorkness 4 with a volley of off balance combinations to the mouth.
Dragon Lily lands a brutal cross to the jaw and Dorkness 4 goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
"Dragon Lily" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dragon Lily remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: "Dragon Lily" 10-9
Round 4: "Dragon Lily" 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: "Dragon Lily" 10-9
Round 4: "Dragon Lily" 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: "Dragon Lily" 10-9
Round 4: "Dragon Lily" 10-9

"Dragon Lily" wins by a knockout!