Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated BAMF Strawizzle 5 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, February 19, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Boom I punches Strawizzle 5 with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Boom I hits Strawizzle 5 with a flurry of stiff combinations to the chin. Strawizzle 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Boom I lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Strawizzle 5's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Strawizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Strawizzle 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I lands a flurry of nasty combinations to the mouth. Strawizzle 5 ignores it.
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-Strawizzle 5 launches a hook to the chest, but only hits air.
+Boom I annoys Strawizzle 5 with a volley of loud combinations to the eye.
+Boom I jars Strawizzle 5 with a series of punches to the face.
Boom I lands a bone crushing left blow to the head and Strawizzle 5 is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 5 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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