Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, January 27, 2024In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute pokes I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Minute fires a flurry of right punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol ties him up.
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+I Dont Get It Lol pokes Minute with a pair of vicious punches to the head.
+I Dont Get It Lol pokes Minute with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
I Dont Get It Lol lands a well placed smash to the jaw and Minute is knocked down!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Minute fires a series of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute attacks with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Minute tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
+I Dont Get It Lol punches Minute with a pair of wild punches to the temple.
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-I Dont Get It Lol paws a barrage of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Minute tries to land a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute fires a jab to the chin.
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+Minute tosses a series of strong punches to the face.
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-Minute fires a pair of blows to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside.
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-I Dont Get It Lol fires a volley of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 16 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 43 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-8
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-8
I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Minute probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
+I Dont Get It Lol pops Minute with a flurry of furious punches to the chest. Minute seems wobbly!
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+Minute pops I Dont Get It Lol with a series of punches to the temple.
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+I Dont Get It Lol strikes with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a right to the ribs, but Minute backs out of it.
-I Dont Get It Lol launches a series of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but Minute leaps aside.
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+Minute tags I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus!
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-Minute throws a right jab to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol leaps aside.
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-Minute attacks with a left straight right to the chest, but I Dont Get It Lol stays away from it.
+Minute hits I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of hard punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 12 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 18 of 38 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 20-17
I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
I Dont Get It Lol backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Minute tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
-Minute tries a volley of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute punches I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Minute throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Minute fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol backs out of it.
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-I Dont Get It Lol lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+Minute stuns I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of blows to the head. I Dont Get It Lol shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 2 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 50 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 29-27
I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-I Dont Get It Lol throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Minute backs out of it.
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+Minute belts I Dont Get It Lol with a series of painful punches to the chin.
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-Minute attacks with a barrage of blows to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol narrowly avoids it
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+Minute hammers I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye.
-Minute throws a series of right punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol ties him up.
-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a cross to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute fires a series of shots to the stomach, but I Dont Get It Lol ties him up.
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+I Dont Get It Lol suprises Minute with a volley of off balance shots to the ribs. Minute grimaces in pain.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute probes with a left cross to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Minute pokes I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-I Dont Get It Lol fires a jab to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Minute fires a pair of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Minute punches I Dont Get It Lol with a jab to the mouth!!
+I Dont Get It Lol throws a series of painful blows to the solar plexus. Minute sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 10 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 23 of 65 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 38-37
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.
Minute looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Minute probes with a left jab to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Minute fires a volley of powerful punches to the mouth. Minute sees his chance -- he's pounding away! I Dont Get It Lol falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.
Minute collapses limply onto his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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