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(Welterweight) Slipperydick McGee defeated Sam I Am Not by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, January 25, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Sam I Am Not!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Slipperydick McGee!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Sam I Am Not comes out fighting.
Mcgee covers up.

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+Mcgee tags Sam I Am Not with a series of strong punches to the mouth!
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+Sam I Am Not pummels Mcgee with a barrage of mean blows to the nose.
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-Sam I Am Not launches a series of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Sam I Am Not tries a flurry of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Sam I Am Not launches a flurry of left blows to the face, but Mcgee quickly backs away.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam I Am Not landed 9 of 32 punches, and Slipperydick McGee landed 8 of 8 punches.

Sam I Am Not won the round 10-9

Sam I Am Not is winning the fight 10-9


Sam I Am Not remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Sam I Am Not comes out fighting.
Mcgee covers up.

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-Sam I Am Not fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Sam I Am Not throws a pair of right shots to the temple, but Mcgee hides behind his gloves.
-Sam I Am Not lunges with a jab to the face, but to no avail.
-Sam I Am Not attempts a series of left shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Sam I Am Not paws a left left to the nose, but Mcgee deftly avoits it.
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+Sam I Am Not hurts Mcgee with a series of vicious shots to the face!!
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+Mcgee hits Sam I Am Not with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam I Am Not landed 7 of 33 punches, and Slipperydick McGee landed 7 of 7 punches.

Sam I Am Not won the round 10-9

Sam I Am Not is winning the fight 20-18


Sam I Am Not is obviously tired.

Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Sam I Am Not comes out fighting.
Mcgee covers up.

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-Sam I Am Not probes with a sweeping right to the eye, but misses.
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-Sam I Am Not attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Mcgee blocks.
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-Sam I Am Not tries a series of right blows to the chin, but Mcgee narrowly avoids it
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-Sam I Am Not throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Mcgee stays away from it.
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-Sam I Am Not attempts a barrage of shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Mcgee belts Sam I Am Not with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam I Am Not landed 5 of 30 punches, and Slipperydick McGee landed 8 of 8 punches.

Sam I Am Not won the round 10-9

Sam I Am Not is winning the fight 30-27


Sam I Am Not looks exhausted.

Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Sam I Am Not comes out fighting.
Mcgee covers up.

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-Sam I Am Not tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Sam I Am Not fires a pair of shots to the chin, but Mcgee takes it in the forearms.
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-Sam I Am Not charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Sam I Am Not tries a pair of blows to the eye, but Mcgee beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sam I Am Not tries a volley of shots to the head, but misses.
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-Sam I Am Not throws a series of left shots to the temple, but Mcgee beats a hasty retreat.
+Mcgee connects with a volley of punches to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam I Am Not landed 5 of 31 punches, and Slipperydick McGee landed 7 of 8 punches.

Sam I Am Not won the round 10-9

Sam I Am Not is winning the fight 40-36


Sam I Am Not collapses limply onto his stool.

Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Sam I Am Not comes out fighting.
Mcgee covers up.

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-Sam I Am Not attacks with a volley of shots to the temple, but misses.
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-Sam I Am Not attempts a pair of right shots to the temple, but Mcgee ducks just in time.
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-Sam I Am Not tries a left straight right to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Mcgee backs up Sam I Am Not with a barrage of light punches to the face. Sam I Am Not falls against the ropes!
-Sam I Am Not attacks with a volley of blows to the head, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam I Am Not landed 3 of 32 punches, and Slipperydick McGee landed 8 of 8 punches.

Sam I Am Not won the round 10-9

Sam I Am Not is winning the fight 50-45


Sam I Am Not can't remember which corner is his.

Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Sam I Am Not comes out fighting.
Mcgee covers up.

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-Sam I Am Not lunges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Mcgee covers himself well.
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+Mcgee smashes Sam I Am Not with a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Sam I Am Not is hurt! Mcgee is jabbing and laughing! Sam I Am Not starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Slipperydick McGee wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Sam I Am Not can't remember which corner is his.

Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Sam I Am Not 10-9
Round 2: Sam I Am Not 10-9
Round 3: Sam I Am Not 10-9
Round 4: Sam I Am Not 10-9
Round 5: Sam I Am Not 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Sam I Am Not 10-9
Round 2: Sam I Am Not 10-9
Round 3: Sam I Am Not 10-9
Round 4: Sam I Am Not 10-9
Round 5: Sam I Am Not 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Sam I Am Not 10-9
Round 2: Sam I Am Not 10-9
Round 3: Sam I Am Not 10-9
Round 4: Sam I Am Not 10-9
Round 5: Sam I Am Not 10-9

Slipperydick McGee wins by a technical knockout!