Public Fight Report
(Toughman) BOT-224879 defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by unanimous decision: 40-37, 39-37, 39-37.Match Saturday, January 13, 2024In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 210 pounds (95 kilograms) is BOT-224879!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Bot-224879 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
+Bot-224879 catches Noodle with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-224879 pops Noodle with a barrage of light shots to the solar plexus. Noodle is hurt!
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+Bot-224879 annoys Noodle with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-224879 jars Noodle with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
+ The fighters trade blows to the temple.
+Bot-224879 solidly lands a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Bot-224879 jars Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose!
-Bot-224879 throws a straight right to the temple, but Noodle backs out of it.
-Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Bot-224879 launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle pops Bot-224879 with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
+Bot-224879 catches Noodle with a volley of light blows to the nose.
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+Noodle stuns Bot-224879 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle tosses a series of commanding punches to the eye. Bot-224879 is hurt!
+Noodle annoys Bot-224879 with a pair of heavy punches to the chin. Bot-224879 ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BOT-224879 landed 36 of 50 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 19 of 33 punches.
BOT-224879 won the round 10-9
BOT-224879 is winning the fight 10-9
Bot-224879 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Bot-224879 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Noodle lashes out with a off balance cross to the face. Bot-224879 doesn't notice.
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-Bot-224879 tries a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot-224879 tags Noodle with a glancing straight right to the jaw.
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+Noodle connects with a series of mean punches to the chin. Bot-224879 seems wobbly!
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+Bot-224879 fires a off balance sweeping right to the solar plexus! Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle whacks Bot-224879 with a barrage of light punches to the temple. Bot-224879 quickly recovers.
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+Noodle thumps Bot-224879 with a volley of stinging punches to the head. Bot-224879 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Noodle tries to land a barrage of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Bot-224879 annoys Noodle with a nasty jab to the face.
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+Bot-224879 annoys Noodle with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Bot-224879 tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Noodle ducks just in time.
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+Bot-224879 thumps Noodle with a series of stinging punches to the eye!
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+Bot-224879 tosses a pair of punches to the ribs. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Noodle tries a sweeping right to the eye, but to no avail.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
BOT-224879 landed 33 of 50 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 24 of 31 punches.
BOT-224879 won the round 10-9
BOT-224879 is winning the fight 20-18
Bot-224879 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Bot-224879 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Noodle catches Bot-224879 with a series of powerful punches to the temple.
-Noodle throws a series of left punches to the head, but misses.
+Noodle pokes Bot-224879 with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
+Bot-224879 tags Noodle with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-224879 tries to land a left jab to the mouth, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
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-Bot-224879 tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle tosses a series of hard punches to the mouth.
+Bot-224879 nails Noodle with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest!!
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+Bot-224879 connects with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Bot-224879 throws a pair of furious punches to the nose.
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-Noodle attempts a series of right blows to the nose, but Bot-224879 ducks just in time.
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+Noodle backs up Bot-224879 with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Noodle drills Bot-224879 with a volley of off balance punches to the chin. Bot-224879 laughs!
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+Bot-224879 throws a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Bot-224879 tries a straight right to the temple, but Noodle ducks.
+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
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+Bot-224879 pops Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the eye. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BOT-224879 landed 36 of 54 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 24 of 34 punches.
BOT-224879 won the round 10-9
BOT-224879 is winning the fight 30-27
Bot-224879 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Bot-224879 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Bot-224879 jolts Noodle with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Bot-224879 launches a series of right punches to the jaw, but Noodle leaps aside.
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+Noodle belts Bot-224879 with a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
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-Noodle tries to land a barrage of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Noodle pops Bot-224879 with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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-Noodle probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Bot-224879 deftly avoits it.
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+Noodle connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
+Bot-224879 catches Noodle with a series of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-224879 connects with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Bot-224879 lands a series of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BOT-224879 landed 22 of 31 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 20 of 34 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
BOT-224879 is winning the fight 39-37
Bot-224879 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: BOT-224879 10-9
Round 2: BOT-224879 10-9
Round 3: BOT-224879 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: BOT-224879 40-37
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: BOT-224879 10-9
Round 2: BOT-224879 10-9
Round 3: BOT-224879 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: BOT-224879 39-37
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: BOT-224879 10-9
Round 2: BOT-224879 10-9
Round 3: BOT-224879 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: BOT-224879 39-37
BOT-224879 wins by decision!
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