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(Featherweight) Donny "Hard Rock" Gasso defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, January 3, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Donny "Hard Rock" Gasso!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Hard Rock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hard Rock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hard Rock hits with a series of powerful combinations to the jaw.
Hard Rock lands a blood spattering right punch in the nose and Dorkness 5's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Donny "Hard Rock" Gasso wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hard Rock grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 5 continue the fight! Donny "Hard Rock" Gasso wins by TKO!!




Donny "Hard Rock" Gasso wins by a knockout!