Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, December 2, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute throws a straight right to the face, but I Dont Get It Lol deftly avoits it.
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+I Dont Get It Lol stuns Minute with a flurry of punches to the nose.
I Dont Get It Lol lands a mighty left punch in the nose and Minute drops like a stone!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-I Dont Get It Lol paws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Minute paws a pair of punches to the chest, but I Dont Get It Lol narrowly avoids it
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+Minute jars I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Minute tries a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
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-I Dont Get It Lol fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+I Dont Get It Lol catches Minute with a sweeping right to the nose.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute drills I Dont Get It Lol with a solid jab to the face!!
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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-Minute throws a series of punches to the ribs, but I Dont Get It Lol backs out of it.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 14 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 41 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-8
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-8
I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Minute attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol narrowly avoids it
-Minute tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Minute leaps aside.
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+Minute pummels I Dont Get It Lol with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Minute paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks just in time.
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-Minute attacks with a series of punches to the face, but I Dont Get It Lol beats a hasty retreat.
-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Minute steps aside.
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+Minute fires a barrage of punches to the chest.
+I Dont Get It Lol pokes Minute with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Minute hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 10 of 30 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 39 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 20-17
I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
I Dont Get It Lol backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute smacks I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw!!
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-Minute probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Minute tries to land a straight right to the jaw, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
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-Minute attacks with a series of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Minute attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a roundhouse to the temple, but misses.
-Minute probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 2 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 13 of 49 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 29-27
I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Minute charges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol stays away from it.
-Minute launches a pair of right punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol leaps aside.
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-Minute tries to land a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Minute hammers I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Minute lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but I Dont Get It Lol escapes.
-I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a sweeping right to the ribs, but Minute ties him up.
+Minute lands a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Minute pounds I Dont Get It Lol with a series of furious punches to the chin. I Dont Get It Lol falls against the ropes!
-Minute probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Minute lashes out with a left straight right to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Minute throws a series of right punches to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol blocks.
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a straight right to the stomach, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
-I Dont Get It Lol lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Minute launches a jab to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol hides behind his gloves.
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+Minute tattoos I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+I Dont Get It Lol punches Minute with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach!!
+Minute connects with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth. I Dont Get It Lol quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 9 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 23 of 61 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 38-37
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.
Minute looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Minute punches I Dont Get It Lol with a vicious left to the jaw.
+Minute hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the head!! I Dont Get It Lol ignores it.
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+Minute pokes I Dont Get It Lol with a series of punches to the ribs. Minute is jabbing and laughing! I Dont Get It Lol is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.
Minute collapses limply onto his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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