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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Feather Skool by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, November 29, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Feather Skool!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 suprises Skool with a vicious combination to the eye.
+Dorkness 5 pounds Skool with a pair of strong combinations to the temple.
-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Skool hides behind his gloves.
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+Skool shakes Dorkness 5 with a hard roundhouse to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 ignores it.
Skool lands a beautiful haymaker and Dorkness 5 lands flat on his back!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Skool hits Dorkness 5 with a hard uppercut to the chest! Dorkness 5 is hurt!
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a pair of punches to the head.
Dorkness 5 lands a slow motion cross to the jaw and Skool's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Skool struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 takes charge with a volley of painful combinations to the face.
+Dorkness 5 wallops Skool with a volley of punches to the head. Skool asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 5 lands a tremendous left punch in the nose and Skool is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Skool collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!