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(Strawweight) Thai waitress defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, November 6, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Thai waitress!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 1 suprises Waitress with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
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+Waitress annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Waitress throws a volley of wild combinations to the eye.
+Waitress suprises Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Waitress shakes Dorkness 1 with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 1 launches a combination to the face, but only hits air.
+Waitress smacks Dorkness 1 with a pair of stiff combinations to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Waitress with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 1 hammers Waitress with a flurry of punches to the eye.
Dorkness 1 lands a well placed hook and Waitress is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Waitress belts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Waitress scores with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Waitress with a flurry of stiff combinations to the temple!!
-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Waitress suprises Dorkness 1 with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye.
Waitress lands a terrific left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is knocked down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Thai waitress wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.

Waitress remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.





Thai waitress wins by a knockout!