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(Light-Heavyweight) Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy defeated BAMF LH5 by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Friday, September 8, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 173 pounds (78 kilograms) is Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 171 pounds (78 kilograms) is BAMF LH5!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Duke Of Dorkdom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bamf goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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+Duke Of Dorkdom lands a pair of off balance blows to the nose.
Duke Of Dorkdom lands a decisive blow to the head and Bamf's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Bamf struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bamf grazes Duke Of Dorkdom with a volley of blows to the ribs! Duke Of Dorkdom shakes his head to clear it.
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+Duke Of Dorkdom hits with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Duke Of Dorkdom lashes out with a barrage of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Bamf tries to land a flurry of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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The fighters study each other.
Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Duke Of Dorkdom staggers Bamf with a nasty uppercut to the chin. Bamf quickly recovers.
Duke Of Dorkdom lands a vicious left punch in the nose and Bamf lands flat on his back!!

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Bamf struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Duke Of Dorkdom tries a flurry of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Duke Of Dorkdom strikes with a barrage of shots to the head.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bamf backs up Duke Of Dorkdom with a hard uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy landed 12 of 24 punches, and BAMF LH5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy won the round 10-7

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy is winning the fight 10-7


Duke Of Dorkdom doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bamf doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Duke Of Dorkdom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bamf goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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+Duke Of Dorkdom hammers Bamf with a series of stiff blows to the ribs.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bamf fires a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Duke Of Dorkdom beats a hasty retreat.
Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Duke Of Dorkdom belts Bamf with a uppercut to the stomach. Bamf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Duke Of Dorkdom attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy landed 10 of 25 punches, and BAMF LH5 landed 2 of 7 punches.

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy won the round 10-9

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy is winning the fight 20-16


Duke Of Dorkdom doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bamf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Duke Of Dorkdom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bamf goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Duke Of Dorkdom throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bamf attempts a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Duke Of Dorkdom stays away from it.
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+Duke Of Dorkdom annoys Bamf with a barrage of commanding blows to the stomach.
+Duke Of Dorkdom attacks with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bamf launches a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Duke Of Dorkdom ties him up.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy landed 12 of 25 punches, and BAMF LH5 landed 4 of 15 punches.

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy won the round 10-9

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy is winning the fight 30-25


Duke Of Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!

Bamf is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Duke Of Dorkdom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bamf goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

+Duke Of Dorkdom fires a barrage of vicious blows to the stomach. Bamf doesn't notice.
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-Bamf throws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Duke Of Dorkdom ties him up.
Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Duke Of Dorkdom wallops Bamf with a stiff uppercut to the ribs.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bamf hurts Duke Of Dorkdom with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Duke Of Dorkdom attacks with a volley of blows to the chest! Bamf covers up.
Duke Of Dorkdom lands a thundering right hook and Bamf goes down!!

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Bamf struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy landed 15 of 24 punches, and BAMF LH5 landed 3 of 18 punches.

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy won the round 10-8

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy is winning the fight 40-33


Duke Of Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!

Bamf collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 5

Duke Of Dorkdom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bamf clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Duke Of Dorkdom attempts a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Bamf deftly avoits it.
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+Duke Of Dorkdom strikes with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
Duke Of Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bamf hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bamf throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Duke Of Dorkdom beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bamf lunges with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Duke Of Dorkdom steps aside.
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-Bamf fires a series of right blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Bamf tries to attack, but Duke Of Dorkdom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Duke Of Dorkdom fires a volley of powerful punches to the chest! Bamf backpedals to his own corner.
+Duke Of Dorkdom tags Bamf with a pair of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
Duke Of Dorkdom lands a brutal blow to the temple and Bamf hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Duke Of Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!

Bamf can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy 10-7
Round 2: Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy 10-9
Round 3: Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy 10-9
Round 4: Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy 10-7
Round 2: Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy 10-9
Round 3: Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy 10-9
Round 4: Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy 10-7
Round 2: Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy 10-9
Round 3: Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy 10-9
Round 4: Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy 10-8

Test"Duke of Dorkdom"Light-Heavy wins by a knockout!