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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, September 2, 2023

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+I Dont Get It Lol pummels Minute with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol narrowly avoids it
-Minute fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Minute probes with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol stays away from it.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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+Minute hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Minute paws a volley of punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol deftly avoits it.
+Minute annoys I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Minute pummels I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a right jab to the nose, but Minute backs out of it.
-I Dont Get It Lol paws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+I Dont Get It Lol throws a pair of punches to the jaw!
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+I Dont Get It Lol hits with a hard left to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 15 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 37 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-9


I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+I Dont Get It Lol drills Minute with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Minute pokes I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of punches to the jaw!
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-Minute attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute probes with a right cross to the chest, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-I Dont Get It Lol fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Minute tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute annoys I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the head.
-I Dont Get It Lol fires a series of punches to the ribs, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute slams I Dont Get It Lol with a series of hard punches to the jaw. I Dont Get It Lol is hurt!
-I Dont Get It Lol throws a series of right punches to the ribs, but Minute covers himself well.
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+I Dont Get It Lol annoys Minute with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
-Minute probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 11 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 13 of 37 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 20-18


I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute paws a series of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute throws a jab to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute throws a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Minute tattoos I Dont Get It Lol with a series of heavy punches to the eye. Minute sees his chance -- he's pounding away! I Dont Get It Lol collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.

Minute is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!