Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Thai waitress defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, August 14, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Thai waitress!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 1 hurts Waitress with a left to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a cruel left punch in the nose and Waitress's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of solid combinations to the head.
+Waitress scores with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
Waitress lands a decisive left smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Waitress lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Waitress fires a flurry of painful punches to the head!
-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Waitress with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Waitress fires a pair of punches to the head.
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+Waitress hits with a flurry of punches to the temple!
+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of loud combinations to the nose!
-Dorkness 1 probes with a jab to the face, but Waitress quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Waitress with a series of blows to the jaw!
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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of stiff punches to the head! Waitress shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkness 1 lands a devestating blow to the temple and Waitress's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Waitress hits Dorkness 1 with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Waitress drills Dorkness 1 with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
Waitress lands a crashing left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Thai waitress wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.
Waitress doesn't even want to rest!
Thai waitress wins by a knockout!
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