Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Eddy Crown The Dancer defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by knockout (KO) in round 8.Match Wednesday, August 9, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Eddy Crown The Dancer!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Eddy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Eddy pounds Dorkness 4 with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 4 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 4 solidly lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Eddy hits Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 staggers Eddy with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Eddy blocks.
Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Eddy strikes with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Eddy throws a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 26 punches, and Eddy Crown The Dancer landed 18 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!
Eddy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Eddy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Eddy steps aside.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a series of punches to the chest. Eddy shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Eddy lands a barrage of stinging shots to the chest! Dorkness 4 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 4 pops Eddy with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Eddy grimaces in pain.
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+Eddy hits with a volley of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Eddy launches a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Eddy Crown The Dancer landed 16 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Eddy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Eddy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of shots to the chest, but Eddy ties him up.
Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Eddy narrowly avoids it
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+Eddy hits with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Eddy punches Dorkness 4 with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
-Eddy throws a series of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 4 escapes.
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+Eddy tattoos Dorkness 4 with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 4 suprises Eddy with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Eddy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Eddy annoys Dorkness 4 with a nice cross to the eye. Dorkness 4 seems wobbly!
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-Eddy lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of blows to the chest.
Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Eddy stuns Dorkness 4 with a vicious right to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Eddy Crown The Dancer landed 30 of 40 punches.
Eddy Crown The Dancer won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Eddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Eddy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 4 throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Eddy lands a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
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Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Eddy hits Dorkness 4 with a glancing cross to the face.
-Eddy launches a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 4 ties him up.
-Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Eddy fires a volley of furious punches to the chin. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 4 smacks Eddy with a flurry of nice blows to the stomach.
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+Eddy scores with a series of shots to the mouth.
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Eddy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Eddy jolts Dorkness 4 with a commanding roundhouse to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Eddy Crown The Dancer landed 33 of 39 punches.
Eddy Crown The Dancer won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Eddy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Eddy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Eddy punches Dorkness 4 with a straight right to the temple.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Eddy steps aside and laughs.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Eddy wakes up the fans with a barrage of hard punches to the chin!
+Dorkness 4 punches Eddy with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Eddy smashes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Eddy fires a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 4 seems wobbly!
-Dorkness 4 paws a uppercut to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 4 shakes Eddy with a barrage of heavy blows to the stomach.
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+Eddy smacks Dorkness 4 with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
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+Eddy fires a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkness 4 laughs!
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-Dorkness 4 throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Eddy ties him up.
+Eddy throws a jab to the nose.
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+Dorkness 4 pops Eddy with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
+Eddy lands a barrage of glancing punches to the nose. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Eddy lands a series of shots to the chin. Dorkness 4 covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 40 punches, and Eddy Crown The Dancer landed 52 of 52 punches.
Eddy Crown The Dancer won the round 10-9
Eddy Crown The Dancer is winning the fight 48-47
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.
Eddy is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Eddy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 4 launches a volley of left blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Eddy solidly lands a series of heavy punches to the jaw. Dorkness 4 quickly recovers.
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+Eddy wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but misses.
+Dorkness 4 whacks Eddy with a series of blows to the ribs!! Eddy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Eddy jars Dorkness 4 with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach!!
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+Dorkness 4 throws a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Eddy quickly recovers.
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+Eddy tags Dorkness 4 with a stinging jab to the ribs.
+Eddy hits with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Eddy lands a series of nasty punches to the temple.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a left right to the ribs, but Eddy ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Eddy stays away from it.
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+Eddy clocks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of quick punches to the face!
+Eddy nails Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the face.
+Eddy wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
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+Eddy hits Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the head. Dorkness 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Eddy belts Dorkness 4 with a jab to the ribs. Dorkness 4 laughs!
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+Eddy wakes up the fans with a volley of shots to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 39 punches, and Eddy Crown The Dancer landed 56 of 56 punches.
Eddy Crown The Dancer won the round 10-9
Eddy Crown The Dancer is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkness 4 is slowing down.
Eddy is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Eddy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 4 jars Eddy with a series of hard punches to the chest. Eddy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Eddy fires a flurry of painful punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Eddy narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of vicious punches to the stomach!!
-Dorkness 4 throws a right hook to the solar plexus, but Eddy escapes.
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+Dorkness 4 grazes Eddy with a series of strong shots to the stomach. Eddy quickly recovers.
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+Eddy smacks Dorkness 4 with a pair of painful punches to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Eddy solidly lands a loud straight right to the mouth. Dorkness 4 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Eddy pummels Dorkness 4 with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Eddy drills Dorkness 4 with a nasty straight right to the eye.
+Eddy attacks with a volley of loud punches to the nose!
+ The fighters trade blows to the nose.
+Eddy clocks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of right blows to the ribs, but Eddy ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 39 punches, and Eddy Crown The Dancer landed 40 of 40 punches.
Eddy Crown The Dancer won the round 10-9
Eddy Crown The Dancer is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkness 4 collapses limply onto his stool.
Eddy looks exhausted.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Eddy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 4 pounds Eddy with a volley of quick shots to the eye. Eddy gets mad!
+Dorkness 4 hurts Eddy with a heavy right to the nose.
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+Eddy pops Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Eddy catches Dorkness 4 with a pair of wild shots to the jaw. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Eddy lands a lightning left hook and Dorkness 4 collapses!!
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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Eddy tags Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of shots to the head, but Eddy stays away from it.
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+Eddy thumps Dorkness 4 with a commanding cross to the head!
+Eddy shakes Dorkness 4 with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Eddy annoys Dorkness 4 with a series of mean punches to the nose.
Eddy lands a thundering left blow to the head and Dorkness 4 goes down!!
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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 clocks Eddy with an illegal kidney punch! That was totally uncalled for!
+Eddy hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
Eddy lands a powerful punch in the nose and Dorkness 4 is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
Eddy Crown The Dancer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Eddy looks exhausted.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Round 5: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Round 5: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Round 5: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Eddy Crown The Dancer 10-9
Eddy Crown The Dancer wins by a knockout!
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