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Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 24, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Eater fights inside. (inside) +Straw smashes Eater with a series of glancing combinations to the mouth. Eater gets mad! Straw lands a crashing left cross to the jaw and Eater drops like a stone!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Eater struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Straw wallops Eater with a pair of combinations to the nose. Eater is hurt! Straw lands a thundering smash to the jaw and Eater is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw can't remember which corner is his. Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!