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(Super-Heavyweight) BOT TEST defeated Minute Bowl by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Saturday, July 22, 2023

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 857 pounds (389 kilograms) is BOT TEST!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Bot Test stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot Test attacks with a series of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Minute probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Bot Test attacks with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot Test hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Minute throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Bot Test takes it in the forearms.
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+Bot Test solidly lands a pair of punches to the head.
-Minute launches a series of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Minute charges with a series of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Minute slams Bot Test with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot Test probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute launches a volley of left punches to the head, but misses.
+Minute fires a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT TEST landed 15 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 41 punches.

BOT TEST won the round 10-9

BOT TEST is winning the fight 10-9


Bot Test doesn't even want to rest!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Bot Test stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot Test probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Bot Test fires a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus. Minute retreats to the far corner.
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+Minute throws a stinging jab to the nose. Bot Test doesn't seem bothered.
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-Bot Test fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Minute ties him up.
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-Minute attacks with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Bot Test steps aside.
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-Minute attacks with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Bot Test beats a hasty retreat.
-Minute attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute pops Bot Test with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Bot Test thumps Minute with a nice jab to the ribs!!
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-Minute probes with a volley of blows to the temple, but Bot Test covers himself well.
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-Bot Test lashes out with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT TEST landed 13 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 38 punches.

BOT TEST won the round 10-9

BOT TEST is winning the fight 20-18


Bot Test doesn't even want to rest!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Bot Test stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot Test launches a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute nails Bot Test with a wild jab to the chin. Bot Test seems wobbly!
-Minute throws a pair of shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot Test hits Minute with a loud roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Minute attacks with a barrage of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Minute charges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Minute probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Bot Test attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Bot Test paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute narrowly avoids it
-Minute throws a series of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Minute attacks with a pair of furious punches to the nose!
-Minute paws a volley of right shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot Test wallops Minute with a furious jab to the solar plexus. Minute doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT TEST landed 13 of 30 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 47 punches.

BOT TEST won the round 10-9

BOT TEST is winning the fight 30-27


Bot Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Bot Test backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute probes with a jab to the chin, but Bot Test ducks just in time.
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-Minute lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Bot Test beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute belts Bot Test with a series of loud punches to the face.
+Bot Test connects with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Minute scores with a barrage of punches to the head!
-Minute lashes out with a left left to the mouth, but Bot Test steps aside.
-Minute attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but Bot Test hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Bot Test steps aside.
-Minute tries a volley of right punches to the face, but falls short.
-Minute attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but Bot Test stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT TEST landed 5 of 7 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 12 of 68 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

BOT TEST is winning the fight 39-37


Bot Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Bot Test stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Bot Test hides behind his gloves.
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-Bot Test throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute paws a pair of right punches to the face, but Bot Test deftly avoits it.
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-Minute lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Minute tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Minute punches Bot Test with a barrage of light punches to the chin!
-Minute tries a roundhouse to the temple, but only hits air.
+Bot Test jolts Minute with a volley of punches to the ribs. Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute hits with a series of hard punches to the nose.
+Minute wallops Bot Test with a pair of strong punches to the face. Bot Test doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bot Test hits with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
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-Bot Test paws a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
-Minute attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Bot Test backs out of it.
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-Bot Test probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute attacks with a right to the temple, but Bot Test leaps aside.
-Minute lunges with a left jab to the chin, but Bot Test hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute attacks with a flurry of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT TEST landed 17 of 30 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 70 punches.

BOT TEST won the round 10-9

BOT TEST is winning the fight 49-46


Bot Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 6

Bot Test backpedals and jabs.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Minute throws a right jab to the temple, but Bot Test narrowly avoids it
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-Minute attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Bot Test punches Minute with a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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-Minute launches a flurry of left punches to the face, but Bot Test takes it in the forearms.
-Minute launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but Bot Test takes it in the forearms.
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-Minute tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Minute tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but Bot Test escapes.
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-Minute attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Minute throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Minute probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Minute fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Bot Test narrowly avoids it
+Minute hits with a series of quick blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT TEST landed 6 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 9 of 72 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

BOT TEST is winning the fight 58-56


Bot Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 7

Bot Test stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Minute throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Minute fires a left cross to the head, but misses.
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-Minute probes with a right right to the face, but Bot Test leaps aside.
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-Minute tries a pair of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot Test hits with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Minute paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Minute fires a series of punches to the head. Bot Test laughs!
-Minute lashes out with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Bot Test deftly avoits it.
-Minute throws a series of right punches to the temple, but Bot Test leaps aside.
-Minute paws a jab to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Minute probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Bot Test hides behind his gloves.
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-Bot Test attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Minute attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Bot Test steps aside.
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-Minute charges with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Bot Test blocks.
+Bot Test suprises Minute with a nasty jab to the chest!
+Minute slams Bot Test with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
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-Minute lunges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Bot Test hides behind his gloves.
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+Bot Test fires a volley of solid punches to the ribs. Bot Test attacks like a wild man! Minute is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
BOT TEST wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bot Test grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT TEST 10-9
Round 2: BOT TEST 10-9
Round 3: BOT TEST 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: BOT TEST 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT TEST 10-9
Round 2: BOT TEST 10-9
Round 3: BOT TEST 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: BOT TEST 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT TEST 10-9
Round 2: BOT TEST 10-9
Round 3: BOT TEST 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: BOT TEST 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9

BOT TEST wins by a technical knockout!