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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated BB > ZWIP II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, July 15, 2023

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is BB > ZWIP II!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Bb > Zwip Ii stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bb > Zwip Ii annoys Minute with a pair of punches to the eye.
Bb > Zwip Ii lands a resounding hook and Minute's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Minute lashes out with a volley of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Minute pummels Bb > Zwip Ii with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Bb > Zwip Ii attacks with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Minute ducks.
-Minute attacks with a straight right to the head, but to no avail.
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+Bb > Zwip Ii solidly lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Bb > Zwip Ii rocks Minute with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Minute throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but Bb > Zwip Ii ducks.
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-Bb > Zwip Ii tries to land a series of punches to the face, but Minute ducks just in time.
-Bb > Zwip Ii throws a jab to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Minute fires a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Minute attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but Bb > Zwip Ii deftly avoits it.
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-Minute launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Minute pummels Bb > Zwip Ii with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB > ZWIP II landed 14 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 42 punches.

BB > ZWIP II won the round 10-8

BB > ZWIP II is winning the fight 10-8


Bb > Zwip Ii is obviously tired.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Bb > Zwip Ii stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Minute fires a barrage of stinging punches to the nose!!
+Minute suprises Bb > Zwip Ii with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
-Minute launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but Bb > Zwip Ii ties him up.
-Minute lunges with a right roundhouse to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Bb > Zwip Ii tries to land a left jab to the stomach, but Minute stays away from it.
+Bb > Zwip Ii scores with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Minute probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Minute jars Bb > Zwip Ii with a flurry of hard punches to the face. Bb > Zwip Ii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Bb > Zwip Ii throws a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
-Minute charges with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Bb > Zwip Ii beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute attacks with a left cross to the chin, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB > ZWIP II landed 10 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 44 punches.

BB > ZWIP II won the round 10-9

BB > ZWIP II is winning the fight 20-17


Bb > Zwip Ii collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Bb > Zwip Ii backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute paws a straight right to the head, but Bb > Zwip Ii deftly avoits it.
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+Minute stuns Bb > Zwip Ii with a strong cross to the solar plexus.
+Minute lands a volley of blows to the eye.
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+Minute clocks Bb > Zwip Ii with a series of punches to the head. Bb > Zwip Ii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Minute charges with a series of punches to the temple, but Bb > Zwip Ii narrowly avoids it
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-Bb > Zwip Ii probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Minute throws a series of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Minute throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Bb > Zwip Ii blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB > ZWIP II landed 2 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 48 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

BB > ZWIP II is winning the fight 29-27


Bb > Zwip Ii collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Bb > Zwip Ii stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bb > Zwip Ii probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Minute steps aside.
-Minute attacks with a volley of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Minute lunges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Bb > Zwip Ii blocks.
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+Minute hits with a pair of stiff blows to the eye. Minute attacks like a wild man! Bb > Zwip Ii is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bb > Zwip Ii can't remember which corner is his.

Minute is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BB > ZWIP II 10-8
Round 2: BB > ZWIP II 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BB > ZWIP II 10-8
Round 2: BB > ZWIP II 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BB > ZWIP II 10-8
Round 2: BB > ZWIP II 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!