Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) JHV defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Monday, July 10, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of right combinations to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right combinations to the head, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a hook to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Jhv with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 hits Jhv with a flurry of powerful combinations to the head. Jhv doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 33 punches, and JHV landed 4 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a right to the stomach, but Jhv ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 25 punches, and JHV landed 4 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of combinations to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of combinations to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but Jhv ties him up.
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+Jhv belts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of vicious blows to the stomach. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood. Jhv is raining blows! Dorkness 1 can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
JHV wins by a technical knockout!
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