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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated BB > ZWIP II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, July 1, 2023

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is BB > ZWIP II!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Bb > Zwip Ii stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but Bb > Zwip Ii ties him up.
+Minute lashes out with a roundhouse to the chest.
+Minute lands a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Minute pummels Bb > Zwip Ii with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Minute probes with a volley of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
-Minute launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Bb > Zwip Ii charges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Bb > Zwip Ii paws a series of right shots to the nose, but goes wide.
+Bb > Zwip Ii jars Minute with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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+Minute jolts Bb > Zwip Ii with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
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+Bb > Zwip Ii slams Minute with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple. Minute shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bb > Zwip Ii throws a barrage of quick punches to the jaw!!
Bb > Zwip Ii lands a devestating blow to the temple and Minute bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Bb > Zwip Ii tries a series of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Bb > Zwip Ii connects with a nasty jab to the nose. Minute gets mad!
Bb > Zwip Ii lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Minute drops like a stone!!

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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB > ZWIP II landed 13 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 38 punches.

BB > ZWIP II won the round 10-7

BB > ZWIP II is winning the fight 10-7


Bb > Zwip Ii is obviously tired.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Bb > Zwip Ii stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Minute tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute throws a series of punches to the chin, but Bb > Zwip Ii blocks.
-Minute paws a volley of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Minute charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute launches a pair of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Bb > Zwip Ii throws a right straight right to the chest, but only hits air.
+Bb > Zwip Ii belts Minute with a series of solid punches to the stomach. Minute shakes his head to clear it.
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-Bb > Zwip Ii probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Minute lands a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bb > Zwip Ii charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Minute pummels Bb > Zwip Ii with a quick left to the chin! Bb > Zwip Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Bb > Zwip Ii launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB > ZWIP II landed 10 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 42 punches.

BB > ZWIP II won the round 10-9

BB > ZWIP II is winning the fight 20-16


Bb > Zwip Ii collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Bb > Zwip Ii backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but Bb > Zwip Ii takes it in the forearms.
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-Bb > Zwip Ii attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Bb > Zwip Ii probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Minute lands a loud jab to the chin. Bb > Zwip Ii beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute charges with a pair of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Minute staggers Bb > Zwip Ii with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
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-Bb > Zwip Ii attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Minute hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Bb > Zwip Ii escapes.
-Minute attempts a cross to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Minute pummels Bb > Zwip Ii with a off balance jab to the nose. Bb > Zwip Ii laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB > ZWIP II landed 4 of 23 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 22 of 50 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

BB > ZWIP II is winning the fight 29-26


Bb > Zwip Ii can't remember which corner is his.

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Bb > Zwip Ii backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute throws a left sweeping right to the nose, but falls short.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bb > Zwip Ii narrowly avoids it
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+Minute hits with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Minute takes charge with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Minute tries a right cross to the face, but Bb > Zwip Ii ducks.
+Minute lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the eye.
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+Minute throws a series of off balance punches to the chin. Bb > Zwip Ii falls against the ropes!
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-Minute probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute charges with a roundhouse to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Minute punches Bb > Zwip Ii with a pair of quick punches to the face.
-Minute attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Minute throws a series of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Bb > Zwip Ii attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB > ZWIP II landed 1 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 27 of 59 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

BB > ZWIP II is winning the fight 38-36


Bb > Zwip Ii can't remember which corner is his.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Bb > Zwip Ii stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Minute tosses a glancing sweeping right to the chin. Minute is raining blows! Bb > Zwip Ii can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bb > Zwip Ii can't remember which corner is his.

Minute looks exhausted.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BB > ZWIP II 10-7
Round 2: BB > ZWIP II 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BB > ZWIP II 10-7
Round 2: BB > ZWIP II 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BB > ZWIP II 10-7
Round 2: BB > ZWIP II 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!