Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Nolan Nadelson AAA by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Thursday, June 22, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Nolan Nadelson AAA!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Nolan throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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+Nolan stuns Tutu! with a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Tutu! throws a right jab to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Tutu! charges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Nolan beats a hasty retreat.
-Tutu! attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Nolan narrowly avoids it
+Nolan tattoos Tutu! with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus!
+Nolan hits with a series of furious punches to the head.
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+Nolan hits with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
+Tutu! tosses a series of mean punches to the ribs. Nolan seems wobbly!
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-Nolan tries to land a barrage of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Tutu! lands a furious left to the stomach. Tutu! strikes at will! Nolan collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tutu! collapses limply onto his stool.
Nolan can't remember which corner is his.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by a technical knockout!
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