Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Super Giant Maniac by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, June 10, 2023In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 810 pounds (367 kilograms) is Super Giant Maniac!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maniac comes out fighting.
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-Minute attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Maniac attacks with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Minute narrowly avoids it
+Minute tags Maniac with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Maniac tries to land a barrage of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
+Minute solidly lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Maniac tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Minute tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but Maniac steps aside and laughs.
-Maniac lashes out with a right to the head, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Minute throws a series of blows to the ribs, but Maniac quickly backs away.
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+Minute shakes Maniac with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Maniac fires a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Maniac lunges with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Maniac launches a barrage of left blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Maniac throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 27 of 40 punches, and Super Giant Maniac landed 11 of 44 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
Minute Bowl is winning the fight 10-9
Minute doesn't even want to rest!
Maniac is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maniac comes out fighting.
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+Minute hits Maniac with a volley of stiff blows to the nose.
-Minute launches a right left to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Minute hits with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
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-Maniac lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Maniac lunges with a left to the mouth, but Minute steps aside.
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+Minute stuns Maniac with a volley of punches to the head. Maniac retreats to the far corner.
-Maniac attacks with a right jab to the jaw, but Minute stays away from it.
+Minute smacks Maniac with a series of punches to the chin. Maniac grimaces in pain.
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+Minute fires a series of shots to the chin.
-Minute throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but Maniac ducks just in time.
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-Maniac tries a right hook to the head, but Minute blocks.
-Maniac throws a series of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Maniac probes with a flurry of blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Maniac belts Minute with a commanding jab to the mouth. Minute doesn't seem bothered.
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+Minute backs up Maniac with a pair of solid punches to the jaw!!
-Maniac fires a flurry of punches to the head, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
-Maniac throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Minute blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 30 of 40 punches, and Super Giant Maniac landed 6 of 41 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
Minute Bowl is winning the fight 20-18
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Maniac can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 3
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Maniac comes out fighting.
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+Minute lands a series of commanding punches to the stomach. Maniac beats a hasty retreat.
+Minute hits with a series of punches to the nose. Maniac hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Minute connects with a powerful jab to the eye!!
-Maniac probes with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Minute annoys Maniac with a pair of punches to the face. Minute strikes at will! Maniac begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Maniac can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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