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(Bantamweight) Follower Stunner defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by disqualification in round 9.

Match Tuesday, June 6, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Follower Stunner!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Stunner ducks.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Stunner covers himself well.
+Stunner hits with a vicious jab to the ribs.
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+Stunner lashes out with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner solidly lands a light jab to the nose. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkness 3 paws a pair of shots to the ribs, but Stunner ducks just in time.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Stunner lands a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 solidly lands a series of light shots to the ribs. Stunner sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Follower Stunner landed 33 of 42 punches.

Follower Stunner won the round 10-9

Follower Stunner is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stunner doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 3 annoys Stunner with a vicious straight right to the solar plexus!
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Stunner fires a volley of light punches to the jaw.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner tags Dorkness 3 with a pair of furious shots to the mouth. Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Stunner attacks with a volley of mean blows to the temple.
+Dorkness 3 throws a uppercut to the solar plexus!
+Stunner hits Dorkness 3 with a series of combinations to the chin!
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a series of left blows to the stomach, but Stunner stays away from it.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 25 punches, and Follower Stunner landed 26 of 34 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stunner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 3 smacks Stunner with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stunner connects with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
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+Stunner attacks with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stunner tags Dorkness 3 with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stunner tags Dorkness 3 with a series of nice punches to the chest.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner pokes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner hits with a painful jab to the stomach.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Stunner with a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Follower Stunner landed 34 of 51 punches.

Follower Stunner won the round 10-9

Follower Stunner is winning the fight 29-28


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Stunner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Stunner jars Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Stunner takes it in the forearms.
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+Stunner fires a jab to the eye. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Stunner stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner scores with a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 3 stuns Stunner with a hard left to the stomach. Stunner falls against the ropes!
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+Stunner rocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of loud blows to the head.
+Stunner thumps Dorkness 3 with a volley of solid punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 covers up.
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+Stunner pounds Dorkness 3 with a series of glancing blows to the jaw. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Follower Stunner landed 36 of 42 punches.

Follower Stunner won the round 10-9

Follower Stunner is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Stunner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 3 shakes Stunner with a flurry of vicious blows to the stomach.
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-Stunner tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Stunner jolts Dorkness 3 with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a volley of stiff punches to the chest. Stunner sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Stunner lashes out with a cross to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 3 clocks Stunner with a pair of commanding shots to the chest.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Stunner tosses a volley of painful punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Stunner hurts Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the face. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Stunner blocks.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Stunner steps aside and laughs.
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner hammers Dorkness 3 with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye!!
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+Stunner hits with a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Stunner shakes Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
-Dorkness 3 throws a left cross to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 39 punches, and Follower Stunner landed 27 of 40 punches.

Follower Stunner won the round 10-9

Follower Stunner is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Stunner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Stunner wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stunner paws a volley of right combinations to the head, but comes up empty.
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 jars Stunner with a pair of furious combinations to the ribs. Stunner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Stunner attempts a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Stunner blocks.
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+Stunner annoys Dorkness 3 with a pair of loud punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
+Stunner lands a pair of strong combinations to the chin.
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+Stunner tags Dorkness 3 with a barrage of off balance combinations to the temple.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but Stunner steps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach!
+Stunner backs up Dorkness 3 with a barrage of loud punches to the head. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a left right to the ribs, but Stunner hides behind his gloves.
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+Stunner clocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of mean shots to the eye.
+Dorkness 3 smacks Stunner with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 22 of 41 punches, and Follower Stunner landed 26 of 36 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Follower Stunner is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stunner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Stunner suprises Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Stunner fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 drills Stunner with a series of nasty blows to the stomach!! Stunner grimaces in pain.
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+Stunner annoys Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the face.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the jaw!! Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 3 tattoos Stunner with a nasty jab to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a pair of right blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Stunner lunges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 3 steps aside.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a volley of left shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 hits Stunner with a series of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
+Stunner whacks Dorkness 3 with a vicious jab to the nose.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Stunner takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 38 punches, and Follower Stunner landed 24 of 40 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Follower Stunner is winning the fight 67-66


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stunner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Stunner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 3 throws a volley of wild shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a series of off balance shots to the chest.
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+Stunner hits with a pair of powerful punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Stunner wallops Dorkness 3 with a pair of commanding punches to the head!
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+Stunner hits with a jab to the eye.
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+Stunner strikes with a volley of light punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but Stunner backs out of it.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a pair of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 3 backs up Stunner with a flurry of wild shots to the stomach.
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+Stunner solidly lands a cross to the temple.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a uppercut to the chest, but Stunner steps aside.
+Stunner hits Dorkness 3 with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Stunner throws a pair of punches to the chin!! Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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+Stunner punches Dorkness 3 with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Stunner tattoos Dorkness 3 with a pair of wild blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 21 of 39 punches, and Follower Stunner landed 38 of 38 punches.

Follower Stunner won the round 10-9

Follower Stunner is winning the fight 77-75


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stunner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of blows to the chin.
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+Stunner wallops Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Stunner throws a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 3 lands a loud left to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 3 jolts Stunner with a series of nice roundhouses to the nose. Stunner retreats to the far corner.
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+Stunner slams Dorkness 3 with a quick jab to the eye.
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+Stunner nails Dorkness 3 with a pair of mean blows to the nose.
+Stunner backs up Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 3 hits with Stunner with a low blow! Follower Stunner pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Follower Stunner wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stunner is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Follower Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Follower Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Follower Stunner 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Follower Stunner 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Follower Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Follower Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Follower Stunner 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Follower Stunner 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Follower Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Follower Stunner 10-9
Round 5: Follower Stunner 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Follower Stunner 10-9

Follower Stunner wins by a foul!