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Public Fight Report Match Monday, June 5, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Eater fights inside. (inside) +Straw wakes up the fans with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw. Straw lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Eater's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the right eye. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!