Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) JHV defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Monday, May 15, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Jhv with a head butt! The audience is howling!
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of strong combinations to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a jab to the head, but Jhv escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 33 punches, and JHV landed 4 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Jhv ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a volley of mean blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the ribs, but Jhv backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 23 punches, and JHV landed 4 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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+Jhv strikes with a pair of blows to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but Jhv steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Jhv beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of combinations to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Jhv fires a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw. Jhv attacks like a wild man! Dorkness 1 starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
JHV wins by a technical knockout!
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