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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Dancing Giant III by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Saturday, May 6, 2023

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 1 inch (246 centimeters) tall weighing in at 595 pounds (270 kilograms) is Dancing Giant III!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute paws a right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dancing tries to land a left jab to the mouth, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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+Minute fires a glancing sweeping right to the nose.
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+Minute smacks Dancing with a stiff jab to the mouth. Dancing grimaces in pain.
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-Dancing attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Dancing fires a series of right punches to the nose, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dancing paws a series of right punches to the chin, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Minute attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but Dancing leaps aside.
-Minute launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Minute throws a volley of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Dancing attempts a pair of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Minute thumps Dancing with a series of glancing blows to the chin!
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+Minute annoys Dancing with a flurry of punches to the face. Dancing retreats to the far corner.
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-Dancing attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but Minute quickly backs away.
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-Dancing attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Minute leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 6 of 34 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 44 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 10-9


Dancing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute fires a jab to the chest, but goes wide.
-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Dancing tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but misses.
-Dancing throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Minute quickly backs away.
+Minute fires a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute paws a left jab to the face, but misses completely.
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-Dancing throws a volley of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Dancing paws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
-Dancing lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dancing drills Minute with a painful cross to the temple.
+Minute tags Dancing with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Minute attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Dancing lunges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancing paws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Dancing launches a pair of right punches to the eye, but Minute blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 50 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 38 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 20-18


Dancing doesn't even want to rest!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dancing attacks with a roundhouse to the temple, but misses.
-Dancing lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Dancing lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Minute throws a pair of right punches to the face, but Dancing blocks.
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+Minute hammers Dancing with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Dancing launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Minute steps aside.
+Dancing scores with a left to the head.
+Minute catches Dancing with a series of strong punches to the eye. Dancing laughs!
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-Dancing lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Minute grazes Dancing with a barrage of commanding blows to the stomach. Dancing quickly recovers.
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+Minute attacks with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
-Minute charges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Minute launches a barrage of shots to the head, but Dancing deftly avoits it.
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-Dancing lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Dancing fires a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dancing hurts Minute with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw. Minute hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dancing tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Dancing attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
-Minute attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Dancing leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 11 of 59 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 47 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 30-27


Dancing doesn't even want to rest!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dancing lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Minute leaps aside.
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+Dancing connects with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
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+Minute attacks with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Dancing paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Minute tries to land a jab to the temple, but Dancing leaps aside.
-Dancing lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
+Minute clocks Dancing with a series of wild punches to the eye.
-Dancing attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Minute paws a right roundhouse to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Dancing fires a left cross to the chest, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
+Minute thumps Dancing with a series of punches to the head.
-Minute paws a flurry of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Dancing attempts a left to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Minute paws a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Minute lands a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Dancing takes it in the forearms.
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+Minute shakes Dancing with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 7 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 28 of 60 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 40-36


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing fires a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Minute probes with a jab to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Minute throws a series of right punches to the ribs, but Dancing steps aside.
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-Dancing attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Minute escapes.
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-Minute lunges with a left jab to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Minute wallops Dancing with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+Dancing hits Minute with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs. Minute covers up.
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+Minute punches Dancing with a furious jab to the nose.
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-Dancing attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dancing attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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+Minute throws a pair of heavy punches to the eye. Dancing doesn't seem bothered.
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+Minute belts Dancing with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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-Minute lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Dancing deftly avoits it.
-Dancing lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Dancing attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Minute tries to land a series of right shots to the mouth, but Dancing hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Dancing tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 6 of 37 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 21 of 66 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 50-45


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dancing attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute fires a volley of punches to the temple, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Dancing tries to land a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Minute ducks just in time.
+Dancing fires a pair of punches to the chest.
+Minute throws a series of hard blows to the head.
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-Dancing fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Minute hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Minute launches a left sweeping right to the nose, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
-Dancing probes with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Minute lunges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
-Dancing launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Minute leaps aside.
-Minute probes with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Dancing quickly backs away.
+Minute hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Dancing is hurt!
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-Minute tries a volley of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Dancing lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Minute throws a left straight right to the eye, but Dancing leaps aside.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
-Minute fires a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Minute suprises Dancing with a roundhouse to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 22 of 72 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 60-54


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dancing attempts a jab to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Minute fires a straight right to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Minute lashes out with a volley of right punches to the head, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
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-Dancing launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but Minute ties him up.
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-Dancing attempts a right right to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Minute paws a volley of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Minute attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Dancing ducks just in time.
-Minute fires a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Dancing charges with a right straight right to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Minute fires a flurry of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute lunges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Dancing takes it in the forearms.
-Minute lunges with a series of left punches to the temple, but Dancing ducks just in time.
-Dancing probes with a jab to the stomach, but misses.
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+Minute catches Dancing with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Minute lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Minute belts Dancing with a flurry of punches to the nose. Dancing covers up.
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+Dancing wallops Minute with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Minute tries to land a pair of left punches to the temple, but Dancing ducks.
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-Minute attacks with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Dancing ducks.
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+Dancing throws a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Minute wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the head.
+Minute solidly lands a light straight right to the eye.
-Minute attacks with a volley of right shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Dancing attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 10 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 70 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 70-63


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 8

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dancing attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancing tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Dancing tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but Minute quickly backs away.
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+Dancing hurts Minute with a series of punches to the chest.
+Dancing grazes Minute with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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-Minute charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Dancing hides behind his gloves.
-Dancing paws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dancing attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dancing lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
-Dancing attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 1 of 8 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 79-73


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 9

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dancing throws a hard left to the face.
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+Dancing throws Minute with a low blow! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Dancing probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Dancing lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Minute steps aside.
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-Dancing paws a jab to the head, but Minute ducks.
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-Dancing throws a volley of left punches to the face, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Dancing takes it in the forearms.
-Dancing paws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but misses.
-Dancing attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Minute leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 7 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 88-83


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 10

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dancing lunges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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+Dancing tosses a volley of wild punches to the temple. Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dancing charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Dancing tries a series of punches to the nose, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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+Dancing hits Minute with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dancing tries a right to the mouth, but misses.
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-Dancing lashes out with a left jab to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Dancing charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Dancing tries to land a flurry of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 6 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 97-93


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 11

Dancing is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Dancing attempts a flurry of right blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Dancing attacks with a barrage of right roundhouses to the chin, but Minute ducks.
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-Dancing fires a barrage of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Dancing scores with Minute with an illegal kidney punch! This is terrible!
-Dancing tries a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Dancing tries to land a flurry of roundhouses to the head, but only hits air.
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-Minute attempts a flurry of right crosses to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 4 of 33 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 106-103


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 12

Dancing is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute fires a volley of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Dancing probes with a series of blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Dancing attempts a barrage of left crosses to the mouth, but Minute quickly backs away.
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+Dancing solidly lands Minute with an elbow! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Dancing tries a volley of right punches to the face, but Minute steps aside.
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-Dancing lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Dancing tries to land a series of right hooks to the eye, but Minute ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 4 of 33 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 3 of 8 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 115-113


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 10: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 11: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 12: Dancing Giant III 10-9

Total Score: Minute Bowl 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 10: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 11: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 12: Dancing Giant III 10-9

Total Score: Minute Bowl 115-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 10: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 11: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 12: Dancing Giant III 10-9

Total Score: Minute Bowl 115-113

Minute Bowl wins by decision!