Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Ultra Stupid defeated Zippy Calhoun by disqualification in round 1.Match Friday, April 02, 1999In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 222 pounds (101 kilograms) is Zippy Calhoun!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 256 pounds (116 kilograms) is Ultra Stupid!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Calhoun bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Calhoun probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Stupid hits with a mean sweeping right to the chest.
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-Calhoun probes with a volley of combinations to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Calhoun paws a sweeping right to the mouth, but misses.
+Calhoun lands Stupid with a low blow! Ultra Stupid is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Ultra Stupid wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Calhoun doesn't even want to rest!
Stupid doesn't even want to rest!
Ultra Stupid wins by a foul!
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