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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated BOT-220816 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Tuesday, April 18, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is BOT-220816!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Bot-220816 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-220816 tattoos Dorkness 3 with a barrage of powerful blows to the temple.
+Dorkness 3 tags Bot-220816 with a pair of punches to the ribs!
+Bot-220816 connects with a flurry of stinging blows to the jaw.
+Bot-220816 tosses a series of glancing blows to the mouth!!
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+Bot-220816 smacks Dorkness 3 with a series of shots to the head.
+Dorkness 3 suprises Bot-220816 with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-220816 tattoos Dorkness 3 with a volley of solid shots to the eye. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-220816 lands a hard straight right to the head!
+Dorkness 3 belts Bot-220816 with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-220816 whacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Bot-220816 tags Dorkness 3 with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Dorkness 3 laughs!
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bot-220816 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-220816 hits with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-220816 grazes Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 3 annoys Bot-220816 with a flurry of vicious blows to the stomach.
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+Bot-220816 solidly lands a pair of powerful blows to the eye.
Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-220816 grazes Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-220816 staggers Dorkness 3 with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bot-220816 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-220816 connects with a barrage of mean shots to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-220816 landed 67 of 67 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 22 punches.

BOT-220816 won the round 10-9

BOT-220816 is winning the fight 10-9


Bot-220816 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Bot-220816 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 3 clocks Bot-220816 with a light left to the ribs.
+Bot-220816 hits with a series of light shots to the head. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-220816 jars Dorkness 3 with a series of off balance punches to the chin!!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bot-220816 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-220816 smacks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach!
+Bot-220816 hurts Dorkness 3 with a flurry of powerful shots to the head.
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+Bot-220816 fires a pair of shots to the ribs.
+Bot-220816 nails Dorkness 3 with a hook to the chin.
+Bot-220816 catches Dorkness 3 with a wild uppercut to the head.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bot-220816 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bot-220816 tags Dorkness 3 with a series of mean blows to the ribs.
+Bot-220816 staggers Dorkness 3 with a barrage of commanding shots to the face.
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+Bot-220816 rocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of nice punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bot-220816 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bot-220816 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-220816 fires a pair of wild blows to the eye.
Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bot-220816 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 connects with a pair of stiff blows to the chest.
+Bot-220816 backs up Dorkness 3 with a series of quick blows to the face! Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-220816 tags Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Bot-220816 slams Dorkness 3 with a uppercut to the eye. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
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+Bot-220816 pops Dorkness 3 with a series of nasty shots to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-220816 landed 78 of 83 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 23 punches.

BOT-220816 won the round 10-9

BOT-220816 is winning the fight 20-18


Bot-220816 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Bot-220816 is brawling. (inside)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bot-220816 launches a right straight right to the ribs, but Dorkness 3 escapes.
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+Bot-220816 backs up Dorkness 3 with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-220816 tattoos Dorkness 3 with a volley of stinging blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Dorkness 3 catches Bot-220816 with a pair of nice blows to the stomach.
Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 rocks Bot-220816 with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
Dorkness 3 lands a tremendous haymaker and Bot-220816 is knocked off his feet!!

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Bot-220816 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Bot-220816 with a furious right to the chest.
+Bot-220816 clocks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of nasty blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 laughs!
+Bot-220816 takes charge with a pair of quick blows to the stomach.
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Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-220816 throws a series of punches to the chest.
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+Bot-220816 wallops Dorkness 3 with a series of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 3 hits Bot-220816 with a series of blows to the stomach!
+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-220816 landed 27 of 37 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 24 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Bot-220816 looks exhausted.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Bot-220816 flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-220816 jars Dorkness 3 with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
-Bot-220816 tries to land a barrage of blows to the temple, but Dorkness 3 blocks.
+Bot-220816 hits with a series of powerful punches to the face.
-Bot-220816 throws a volley of right blows to the nose, but Dorkness 3 deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 3 catches Bot-220816 with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 hits Bot-220816 with a volley of painful shots to the stomach.
Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bot-220816 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bot-220816 pokes Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 3 staggers Bot-220816 with a powerful right to the stomach.
Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-220816 backs up Dorkness 3 with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of hard blows to the chest.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bot-220816 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-220816 throws a volley of shots to the temple, but Dorkness 3 takes it in the forearms.
+Bot-220816 belts Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 laughs!
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+Bot-220816 punches Dorkness 3 with a volley of hard punches to the face.
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-Bot-220816 lunges with a barrage of right shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bot-220816 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-220816 smacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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+Bot-220816 throws a volley of shots to the stomach.
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Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-220816 attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
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Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bot-220816 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-220816 landed 47 of 83 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 20 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 38-37


Bot-220816 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Bot-220816 is brawling. (inside)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Bot-220816 attempts a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 3 leaps aside.
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Bot-220816 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 3 tags Bot-220816 with a volley of stinging punches to the chest!
+Dorkness 3 lands a light cross to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a volley of vicious blows to the ribs. Dorkness 3 attacks like a wild man! Bot-220816's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bot-220816 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-220816 10-9
Round 2: BOT-220816 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-220816 10-9
Round 2: BOT-220816 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-220816 10-9
Round 2: BOT-220816 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a technical knockout!