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Public Fight Report Match Monday, April 10, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Eater fights inside. (inside) -Eater throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Straw ducks just in time. ... +Straw attacks with a pair of mean combinations to the mouth! ... +Straw connects with a pair of commanding combinations to the head. Straw lands a tremendous uppercut and Eater drops like a stone!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw can't remember which corner is his. Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!