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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, April 1, 2023

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lover Boy probes with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Lover Boy lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Censored takes it in the forearms.
-Censored fires a series of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Censored attempts a jab to the mouth, but goes wide.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Censored lunges with a series of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Censored pounds Lover Boy with a wild cross to the face.
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-Lover Boy attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Lover Boy hits Censored with a uppercut to the chest! Lover Boy is hammering relentlessly! Censored collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!