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(Super-Heavyweight) BOT-220559 defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, March 25, 2023

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 8 inches (264 centimeters) tall weighing in at 637 pounds (289 kilograms) is BOT-220559!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-220559 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bot-220559 punches Major with a series of quick punches to the eye!! Major hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bot-220559 lands a series of hard punches to the mouth.
-Major tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Major paws a barrage of left punches to the face, but Bot-220559 escapes.
-Bot-220559 attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Major wakes up the fans with a flurry of stinging punches to the head!!
Major lands a brutal left blow to the head and Bot-220559 goes down!!

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Bot-220559 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Major attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Bot-220559 pops Major with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Major hits with a jab to the eye.
Major lands a crashing blow to the temple and Bot-220559 goes over backwards!!

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Bot-220559 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bot-220559 attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Major leaps aside.
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-Bot-220559 throws a jab to the nose, but Major stays away from it.
+Major rocks Bot-220559 with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Major attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Bot-220559 quickly backs away.
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-Major paws a right to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Major attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 5 of 31 punches, and BOT-220559 landed 8 of 26 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-7

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-7


Major is obviously tired.

Bot-220559 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-220559 fights inside. (inside)

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-Bot-220559 tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Major deftly avoits it.
-Major tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Major lunges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-220559 narrowly avoids it
-Bot-220559 lunges with a volley of right shots to the eye, but Major covers himself well.
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-Bot-220559 charges with a pair of shots to the nose, but Major steps aside.
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+Bot-220559 smashes Major with a roundhouse to the eye.
-Major lunges with a right uppercut to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Major annoys Bot-220559 with a volley of shots to the stomach. Bot-220559 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-220559 tries to land a hook to the ribs, but Major steps aside.
+Bot-220559 smacks Major with a flurry of nice blows to the head.
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+Bot-220559 grazes Major with a flurry of mean blows to the nose.
-Major tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Major lunges with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Bot-220559 narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 6 of 32 punches, and BOT-220559 landed 14 of 29 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 20-16


Major can't remember which corner is his.

Bot-220559 is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Major backpedals and jabs.
Bot-220559 fights inside. (inside)

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-Bot-220559 probes with a uppercut to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Bot-220559 throws a barrage of blows to the chin, but Major beats a hasty retreat.
+Major fires a off balance jab to the eye.
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+Bot-220559 hits with a series of stiff blows to the head! Major grimaces in pain. Bot-220559 smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Major's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
BOT-220559 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Major can't remember which corner is his.

Bot-220559 is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9

BOT-220559 wins by a technical knockout!