Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Dung Eater by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, March 27, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)
-Eater charges with a pair of blows to the head, but Straw steps aside and laughs.
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+Straw lands a barrage of painful shots to the nose.
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-Eater paws a volley of right combinations to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Straw fires a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Straw pummels Eater with a series of heavy combinations to the face.
Straw lands a vicious left smash to the jaw and Eater's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!
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