Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BAMF SupaFizzle 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Wednesday, March 15, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is BAMF SupaFizzle 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 catches Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of loud shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Supafizzle 5 pounds Dorkness 4 with a pair of stinging blows to the eye. Dorkness 4 seems wobbly!
-Supafizzle 5 attempts a volley of shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Supafizzle 5 jars Dorkness 4 with a volley of nasty punches to the head. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Supafizzle 5 charges with a series of left blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 4 smacks Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of nasty blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 22 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 11 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!
Supafizzle 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Supafizzle 5 narrowly avoids it
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Supafizzle 5 tags Dorkness 4 with a hook to the chin.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Supafizzle 5 clocks Dorkness 4 with a series of quick shots to the head.
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-Supafizzle 5 throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a painful cross to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 23 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 11 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Supafizzle 5 is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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+Dorkness 4 shakes Supafizzle 5 with a series of light shots to the chest.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a hook to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 4 clocks Supafizzle 5 with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a commanding straight right to the ribs.
+Supafizzle 5 wallops Dorkness 4 with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 25 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 8 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Supafizzle 5 looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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+Dorkness 4 scores with a hook to the chest.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Supafizzle 5 quickly backs away.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 annoys Supafizzle 5 with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a mean uppercut to the ribs.
Dorkness 4 lands a brutal left smash to the jaw and Supafizzle 5 is knocked off his feet!!
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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Supafizzle 5 annoys Dorkness 4 with a volley of blows to the head.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Supafizzle 5 tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Supafizzle 5 attacks with a right uppercut to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Supafizzle 5 hits with a barrage of quick shots to the eye. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 23 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 6 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-35
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Supafizzle 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Supafizzle 5 is hurt!
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a barrage of vicious shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Supafizzle 5 with a volley of shots to the stomach. Dorkness 4 drops his guard and pounds away! Supafizzle 5 collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.
Supafizzle 5 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!
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