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(Featherweight) Big Boy Elite V defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Wednesday, March 8, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Big Boy Elite V!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Elite V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 5 pokes Elite V with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a volley of stiff combinations to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Elite V with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of wild shots to the eye. Elite V hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a jab to the chin, but Elite V beats a hasty retreat.
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+Elite V catches Dorkness 5 with a volley of stinging combinations to the face. Dorkness 5 ignores it.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Elite V with a right to the jaw.
+Dorkness 5 connects with a barrage of nasty combinations to the chin. Elite V backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 5 lands a vicious hook and Elite V is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Elite V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Elite V tries to land a series of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 tags Elite V with a flurry of punches to the nose.
Dorkness 5 lands a powerful uppercut and Elite V is knocked out of the ring!!

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Elite V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Elite V throws a volley of loud blows to the jaw.
Elite V lands a resounding right punch in the nose and Dorkness 5's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Elite V jars Dorkness 5 with a glancing hook to the head.
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+Elite V hits with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Elite V hits Dorkness 5 with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
Elite V lands a mighty left blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 goes over backwards!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Elite V tattoos Dorkness 5 with a barrage of blows to the eye.
+Elite V tattoos Dorkness 5 with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 jars Elite V with a pair of stinging shots to the eye. Elite V hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Elite V with a series of combinations to the jaw.
+Dorkness 5 fires a pair of light combinations to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 23 of 32 punches, and Big Boy Elite V landed 17 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Elite V doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Elite V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Elite V lunges with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Elite V fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of off balance combinations to the stomach. Elite V is hurt!
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+Dorkness 5 fires a volley of hard combinations to the stomach!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Elite V probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Elite V hits Dorkness 5 with a pair of quick punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 24 punches, and Big Boy Elite V landed 9 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Elite V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Elite V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Elite V attempts a hook to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a quick hook to the stomach.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Elite V tosses a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Elite V attempts a uppercut to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
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-Elite V lashes out with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 nails Elite V with a cross to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 25 punches, and Big Boy Elite V landed 9 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Elite V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Elite V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 5 thumps Elite V with a jab to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Elite V charges with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
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-Elite V probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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+Elite V clocks Dorkness 5 with a pair of vicious shots to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 5 launches a left jab to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Elite V with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
-Elite V lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Elite V smacks Dorkness 5 with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
-Elite V charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 24 punches, and Big Boy Elite V landed 11 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.

Elite V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Elite V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 5 probes with a right cross to the solar plexus, but Elite V blocks.
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-Elite V lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Elite V launches a pair of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a hook to the stomach. Elite V sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Elite V tries to land a series of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
-Elite V throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Elite V tags Dorkness 5 with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Elite V attacks with a series of strong shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Elite V with a glancing cross to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 25 punches, and Big Boy Elite V landed 11 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 5 is slowing down.

Elite V is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Elite V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Elite V lunges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a jab to the chest.
+Elite V hits with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Elite V with a pair of commanding combinations to the stomach!
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-Elite V attempts a right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Elite V tags Dorkness 5 with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Elite V blocks.
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-Elite V throws a series of right shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 hides behind his gloves.
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-Elite V throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.


BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Big Boy Elite V landed 12 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.

Elite V is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Elite V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Elite V hits Dorkness 5 with a nasty uppercut to the ribs.
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-Elite V lunges with a right straight right to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a glancing jab to the solar plexus. Elite V shakes his head to clear it.
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-Elite V fires a volley of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Elite V probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Elite V probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 25 punches, and Big Boy Elite V landed 10 of 34 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkness 5 collapses limply onto his stool.

Elite V is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Elite V is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+ The fighters swap combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a stinging jab to the chest. Elite V doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 5 pops Elite V with a series of mean combinations to the stomach.
Dorkness 5 lands a quick smash to the jaw and Elite V is flattened!!

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Elite V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Elite V tags Dorkness 5 with a barrage of wild blows to the nose. Dorkness 5 covers up.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
-Elite V paws a series of crosses to the mouth, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a flurry of right combinations to the ribs, but Elite V escapes.
+Elite V smacks Dorkness 5 with a series of shots to the nose.
Elite V lands a terrific blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 collapses!!

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He's Out!
Big Boy Elite V wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a bloody lip.

Elite V receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Big Boy Elite V wins by a knockout!