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Public Fight Report Match Monday, March 6, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Eater fights inside. (inside) +Straw throws a flurry of punches to the nose! -Eater throws a flurry of left shots to the head, but he's too slow. ... +Straw pummels Eater with a flurry of nasty combinations to the face. Straw lands a quick right blow to the temple and Eater is lifted off his feet and onto his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw can't remember which corner is his. Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!