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Public Fight Report Match Monday, February 27, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring) ... +Dorkness 1 slams Dwarf with a series of solid punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 lands a powerful left smash to the jaw and Dwarf goes over backwards!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Dwarf struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. -Dwarf tries to land a pair of left punches to the face, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time. ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 1 hammers Dwarf with a painful left to the eye. Dwarf covers up. Dorkness 1 lands a sudden right cross to the jaw and Dwarf lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer. Dwarf can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!