Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Dung Eater by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, February 20, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Eater fights inside. (inside)
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Straw pounds Eater with a volley of powerful punches to the eye. Eater laughs!
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+Straw scores with a series of combinations to the head.
Straw lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Eater is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!
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